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TAP #1 – 25 great moments in text messaging history. [Manofest]

TAP #2 – Ranking the women who have dated NFL quarterbacks. [Bleacher Report]

TAP #3 – Mixing two of man’s favorite things in a beautiful concoction: Deep fryers and beer. [Asylum]

TAP #4 – The true scale of the universe. [Double Viking]

TAP #5 – Demi Moore’s bikini Twitter pics. Not gross. [3NE]

TAP #6 – Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel. You’re welcome, kids. [Popoholic]

TAP #7 – 14 brutal college hazing rituals. [Ranker]

TAP #8 – If historical events had Facebook statuses. [Cool Material]

TAP #9 – “Butts arrested in Boob murder case.” [Next Round]

TAP #10 – Comedy movie poster trivia quiz. [Gunaxin]

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Check this out.

Soccer Toilet Celebration – Watch more Sports

Normally, this is where I start making fun of something. But I just can’t. A take-a-dump celebration? Are you kidding me? Best. Idea. Ever.

Hell, I’d start watching soccer if I got more of that, and less of this.

A round of applause to the Icelandic boys from Starjnan F.C. for making soccer awesome for about 30 seconds every time they score a goal.

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TAP #1 – Michael Jordan’s 19-year-old son tweets about high-stakes gambling trip in Vegas. Fail. [BroBible]

TAP #2 – Iowa Hawkeyes offensive lineman Josh Koeppel loses a head-on collision when his moped crashes into a mid-sized SUV. He redeems himself by winning the man contest by getting up and walking away. Watch the video. [Busted Coverage]

TAP #3 – Stacy Keibler looking edible and whatnot. [Don Chavez]

TAP #4 – Full Metal Disney. [Double Viking]

TAP #5 – UFC fighter Marcus Davis looking gnarly after his last fight. [Total Pro Sports via Linkiest]

TAP #6 – Jessiqa Pace is more attractive than I am. Here’s the proof. [COED]

TAP #7 – Things guys wouldn’t do if women didn’t exist. [Guyism]

TAP #8 – Girls roaming the pits at NASCAR races. [Uncoached]

TAP #9 – The United States of Star Wars. Just because. [The Daily What]

TAP #10 – The 25 funniest eBay auctions. [Manofest]

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Proof that you need not worry about fighting someone with 30 years of “Eagle Claw” Kung Fu training.

Super Doofus Kung Fu Demo On Webcam – Watch more Funny Videos

See how I’m protecting my face? Heh.

I love this guy.

He starts beating his chest halfway through the video and says “See how I’m hitting my chest? If I hit somebody that hard, they’re down so quick. They don’t even know what hit them.”

No, actually James, if you hit someone that hard, and made that noise while doing it, you would be knocked the f@ck out by just about anyone that had the use of their arms.

Here are the things we know for sure after watching this video:

1. James has never studied martial arts.

2. James has never been in a fight.

3. James has never had sex.

Well, in truth, his virginity is the only certainty.

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TAP #1 – In case you missed it: If the SEC was on Facebook. [Friends of the Program]

TAP #2 – Ashley Greene. That is all. [Maxim]

TAP #3 – Regardless of how many attempts, this is one of the greatest basketball shots ever. [Up Next In Sports]

TAP #4 – Studies suggest we should be drinking more beer, and smoking more weed. At least we think that’s what they’re saying. [BroBible]

TAP #5 – Gov. David Paterson’s race to the cock. [Manofest via YouTube]

TAP #6 – How to make salad like a man. [Caveman Circus]

TAP #7 – Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Emmys. [Don Chavez]

TAP #8 – Terminator 2: The Opera [The Daily What]

TAP #9 – Helpful tip of the day: If someone is about to go off a rope swing, make sure you have video rolling. [Regretful Morning]

TAP #10 – Obligatory football post of the day: The 10 most worrisome preseason NFL injuries. [Bleacher Report]

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The U.S. Open started this morning and was missing Serena Williams who is recovering from an injury that remains mostly a mystery and has turned her foot into a headline story in Flushing this year.

Here is what we know – or are told – about that walking boot on Serena’s right foot, according to Harvey Araton at the NY Times.

What actually happened in the German restaurant has been the source of questions and skepticism on blogs and inside the gossipy sanctums of women’s tennis. It was initially reported that Serena stepped on broken glass and badly cut her foot. And yet, she subsequently played an exhibition — against Kim Clijsters, of all people — in Belgium and was photographed walking in high heels at a red-carpet event when she returned to the United States.

While the tennis dorks try to get to the bottom of this international drama, Angry T found Serena showing off her newest clothing creation – The Cheetah – while attending this year’s Hampton’s Magazine party.

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