Surprise attack backfire (YepYep)
Hello Oregon State Cheerleaders (Uncoached)
10 statements an athlete never wants to hear (on205th)
Uses for a car horn (NextRound)
Newsflash: Braveheart might not have been historically accurate (Asylum)
Carrie Milbank at the NHL Awards (Gunaxin)
RIP Billy Mays (Unreality)
Hello Wayne Ellington’s girlfriend (World of Isaac)
Pet and animal weddings (DJ Mick)

Hockey players do everything short of make sweet, metallic love to the Stanley Cup in the weeks that follow the finals, and apparently Mario Lemieux and the Penguins are no exception.  These pictures come from a Stanley Cup party at Mario Lemiuex’s fantastic house, with a tiny pool.  I understand the team was almost bankrupt a few years back, but now that the team is back on it’s feet he should probably spring for a pool that can hold more than 9 people:

We all know what an inexact science professional drafts can be.  Despite hours and days and weeks of analysis, it’s likely that draft analysts for ESPN and SI, scouts for NBA teams and everyone else that postulates on the potential success of the draftees will be wrong on several picks.  They won’t just be wrong about the position, they’ll also be dead wrong on what kind of players the draftees turn out to be.  We’ve decided to highlight these scouting blunders by parusing the mock drafts for the most hilarious quotes about players that turned out to be scrubs:

2002 NBA Draft:

When I hear the word “CONGA!!,” I almost always think Gloria Estefan.  Now, thanks to Ms. Estefan purchase of a small stake in the Miami Dolphins, her name will become synonymous with NFL football…probably.  In any event, the singer/songwriter of such classics as “The Rythm is Gonna Get You,” and “1-2-3,” and unquestioned front woman for the Miami Sound Machine is an NFL owner.  I just can’t wait to see her at the owner’s meetings.

Gloria’s little purchase got me thinking about some other divas who may want to consider professional sports ownership.  I’d also direct them as to which team they should purchase and why.  All they have to do is lay down the cash.

Chubby Kid cools off with ice cream (YepYep)

Cleavage tattoos (Uncoached)

Hello Alejandra Pulido (on205th)

Laptop hunter: Porn hunter (NextRound)

Fat people live longer (Asylum)

Bill Austin tourette’s umpire (Gunaxin)

How to snore like a duck (Manofest)

This is not “The Experiment” that I wanted (Unreality)

Top 10 NBA draft busts (MoonDogSports)

I couldn’t be more excited that the NBA draft is only three days away.  I’m not sure if we can say the same for Blake Griffin, who will be the draft’s #1 pick. It’s hard to believe that Blake is excited to join a team that went a combined 42-122 over the last two seasons. Despite this god awful record, the Clippers return coach Mike Dunleavy, who’s seen and contributed to the misery over the last few seasons.

When did golf turn into a fashion show? When did it become necessary for golfer’s to trot out their flashiest and most homoerotic pants and shirts four days a week so they could hit a little white ball in a hole in style.  Ridiculously tight pants, belt buckles, muscle polo shirts and oddly shaped hats are just a few of these unwelcome changes to golf attire over the last few years.  The leader of the United States Open is wearing a hat that looks like it was made to fit Spongebob’s square head with a brim made for a 9 year old little leaguer’s baseball cap.

Now that the NBA season is over and there’s no more NBA basketball betting to be done, it’s time to switch our focus to the NBA draft. If you’ve been following the lead-up to the NBA draft, you’ve probably figured out that there is quite a point guard battle brewing between Brandon Jennings, Jonny Flynn, Stephen Curry, Jrue Holiday and Ricky Rubio.  While Jennings, Flynn, Holiday and Curry actually battle each other on the court, Ricky Rubio chooses to do individual workouts and let absolutely no one know how good he would be against NBA caliber guards. (Brandon Jennings has an idea)

We don’t do nearly enough how-to posts at TheAngryT and now is as good a time as any to help out the general public.  Many of you have wondered what steps you might need to take acheive the lofty position of high school football coach.  Thankfully a high school football coach in Florida has spelled out the steps to high school football coaching success better than I could have.

(The face of a mentor, the face of a positive role model. The face of a probably felon)

1. Develop a passion for leading kids