The Top 25 Hilarious Bad Athlete Commercials

May 11th, 2008

For the first time in my young life, youtube has let me down.  I cannot find any video of this shit show, which those who have seen it are calling this stage performance in the history of stages or performing. 

Apparently Hamilton was playing the role of Apollo in Fires of Anatolia, a show about the Trojan War. Yet, he was dressed in his racing suit.  Maybe I was asleep in history class, because I missed the part where Greek gods were depicted as walking billboards for not yet created companies like Vodaphone and Hugo Boss.  Both Hamilton and Fires of Anatolia, are sponsored by Vodaphone, so the higher ups thought that it would be a great idea to merge their two interests.  Here are some live action shots of the F1 Champ doing his best impression of everyone’s favorite Broadway star, Nathan Lane:

Top 15 Superhero Girlfriends

May 8th, 2008

We are on a comic book trip over here at the Angry T, and we decided that since Iron Man earned 100 million dollars in its first weekend, that we might want to mention it in some capacity again. For those who haven’t seen the movie, Ironman’s love interest in the movie is none other than Shakespeare in Love’s own (great flick) Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwen got me thinking that with the recent glut of superhero movies, it may be time to sort out who’s the hottest superhero girlfriend. With Gwen as our guide let’s see if we can find anyone else who makes my lower extremities tingle.

Iron Man rakes in the dough, The Green Lantern is Pissed

May 7th, 2008

Iron Man has made over 355 Million Dollars world-wide.  To help put that in perspective for Robert Downey Jr., that’s like a really big pile of coke.  What is it about these comic book movies that draw people to the box office?  It’s not like every comic book movie that comes out is a hit (I’m looking at you Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer).  But there’s that special ability that each superhero has that draws you to them and makes you think “man, how cool would it be if I could do that?”  Of course eventually you eat an entire bag of animal crackers and the weed wears off, but still, it’s fun to imagine. 

LINK YOU NEED TO SEE

May 7th, 2008

In light of Dennis Rodman’s recent trip to rehab, The World of Isaac breaks down Dennis’ wildest moments

Is Mandy Moore Dating George St. Pierre? Will He Snap My Spine in Half For Speculating?

May 6th, 2008

One of my favorite news outlets, the Sun, is reporting that reigning UFC welterweight champion George St. Pierre is dating Mandy Moore.  That is one hell of a power couple.  She is unbelievably hot and he can beat the hell of 99.9 percent of the world’s population. Here he is showing me how to break someone’s arm:

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Apparently, Mandy is a pretty big fan of the fight game, and she was jumping up and down and celebrating as the French-Canadian St. Pierre re-claimed the welterweight belt from Matt Serra at UFC 83. 

Darren McFadden’s Car looks like a Tercel Compared to This:

May 6th, 2008

While Darren McFadden and Dwayne Wade have been getting pub about their rides, this man has suffered in anonymity with possibly the greatest car of all-time.

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$120 oil be damned, Dereiq McAllister needs this kind of automobile. Check the specs on this beast:

8 Feet Tall

25 Feet Wide

50" Tires

Two 50 gallon diesel tanks (Approximately 400 dollars per fill-up)

Two 13" TVs

One 42" Plasma Screen TV

A Bar, including a refrigerator

And Tiger Woods only owns a Buick? Is anyone else out there reminded of this Simpsons episode:

Arizona State Students Take Off Their Clothes and Run Around

May 5th, 2008

I would like to congratulate the organizers of this event, who got a bunch of Arizona State Co-Eds to stripe down to their underwear, all for a great cause:

 

I love this kind of idea at a college where the females are traditionally highly rated by people who rate colleges based on the attractiveness of their women.

The students donated all the clothes that they stripped off. Shockingly, as the above article states, the event had to be cut short because things got “out of hand.” Who would have thunk that hundreds of half clothed and probably half drunk kids would take things too far?

Kentucky Derby Hot Chick Report

May 4th, 2008

Congratulations to that horse that ran faster than the other horses who didn’t know they were in a race. While I am sure the “most exciting two minutes in sports,” was exhilarating, I was too busy trying to find hot girls in hats. The genius of the internet allows me to find tons of pictures that were taken of the hot chicks in big hats and put them in this post.

Hef and his ladies:
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Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo:
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Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed
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Joey Fatone and his Dancing with the Stars partner Kym Johnson
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The Worst Criminal in the History of Crime

May 3rd, 2008

There have been many visionary dreamers that have shaped our modern world. Men like Thomas Edison, Leonardo Da Vinci, Albert Einstein and the inventor of the toaster strudel dared to dream of a better world, a world where the microwave pastry lover could use as much, or as little, icing as possible on their strudel. Charles Ray Fuller is that kind of dreamer.

Chelsea Still Knows How to Party, This Time It’s With Porn Stars

May 1st, 2008

If you read this article, then you know Chelsea knows how to party.  They confirmed that distinction after their Champions League victory over Liverpool on Wednesday. Here is the guest of honor, Jenna Jameson:

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And here:

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It is good to know she got along well with the locals:

Though, according to reports, Jenna’s night ended early after she was thrown out for allegedly attempting to take drugs.

A member of her entourage said: "She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi.