Good news! If you like breasts – and really, who doesn’t? – have I got a treat for you.
Bam. Twenty five seconds of sexy mammaries. You’re welcome.
I mean, what are you supposed to do with that? I’m not sure whether to vomit, or be aroused.
As I type, 6,500 Brazilian newborns, and an even-greater number of sexual deviants are frothing at the mouth over this video.
Being totally serious here: I haven’t seen anything this sexy since Cincinnati Bengals offensive tackle Andre Smith’s Pro Day workout at the University of Alabama in 2009. The 43-second and 1:50 mark.
There is rampant speculation that Nacho Tits doesn’t have any nipples. The Angry T can neither confirm nor deny, as we’ve never had the pleasure of getting to second base together.
But we do have it on good authority that he was the inspiration for Arnold Schwarzenegger’s near Oscar miss in 1994, “Junior.”
In the interest of full disclosure, the same good authority also confirmed the rumor that he birthed children with both Travis Henry and Shawn Kemp.
Editor’s note: Nacho Tits is, in all likelihood, not the streaker’s real name. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause people actually named Nacho Tits.
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