The TMZ Nation is reporting that Reggie Bush was out until 3 a.m. this morning at one of those swanky Miami clubs. Oh, and he didn’t have that tank ass with him.

Instead, he and some teammates went out and just happened to have cameras in their faces as they were leaving BED, a South Beach nightclub that’ll host a Super Bowl bash Thursday night featuring Edgerrin James.

Meanwhile, Peyton Manning was at his hotel quietly sleeping after having his 11:30 p.m. warm milk and cookies.

Over/Under on an NFLer being arrested before kickoff still remains high.

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Are we positive that all of the following cakes were created with the hands of a woman? No, but if they weren’t, we figure the guy was more interested in figure skating on ESPN instead of the Super Bowl.

We’ve racked our brains and can’t remember a single SB party attended by anyone at Angry T where there was a themed cake like these masterpieces.

The meat stadium created by the boys at Holy Taco is more our style.

But, being men who appreciate a woman in the kitchen while the CBS pre-game is on, we figured it was time to honor the women out there who bake up some killer cakes to honor this American holiday.

“The 13 Greatest Super Bowl Cakes Ever Concocted By A Woman” after the jump.

(Please remember that some of these cakes are making the cut because, frankly, they are horrible and would shame us to have next to our chili and meatballs on the SB party table.)

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So you think Brett Favre is a big puss?

The photos you see here are of Favre’s hamstring and ankle after the beating he took during the NFC Championship game. Rick Cleveland of the Clarion-Ledger in Mississippi happened to be talking to Bus Cook, Favre’s agent, today when the subject of Favre’s health came up.

“Beat up,” Bus answered. “You should see the photos of his ankle and his hamstring the day after the game.”

I said I’d like to do just that. Cook emailed them.  Brace yourself. For all those who have criticized Favre for throwing instead of running on that last play against the Saints, check out Brett’s left ankle and his right hamstring.

Of course the hamstring is above.

The ankle after the jump.

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At least he’s drinking the official beer of the NFL.

There has been an official rut in the “Kyle Orton Drinking Photos” department over the last 12 months or so. Ever since getting married and moving to Denver, Neckbeard has been laying low and avoiding the spotlight.

That would be a major change from his days of pounding Jack, simulated sex on his buddy and getting comfortable behind chicks with implants. Or even his days of playing 2 Girls, 1 Passed Out Kyle Orton.

But the embargo seems to have been lifted.

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UPDATE: Our friends at Busted Coverage are giving away two tickets to the Packers-Vikings game for FREE! (2) tickets for your sappy, funny or inspiring story of why you need these tickets. Awesome deal!

In case you didn’t get the news, Brett Favre will face his old team Monday night, Oct. 5.

Yeah, it’s supposed to be a big deal. ESPN hasn’t really gone out of its way, yet, to shove this game down your throat. That’s what all day Monday will be for.

But Packers fan is getting ready for hate week. They’ve been busy buying shirts and modifying jerseys that show off their anger for the guy who used to be their Golden Boy.

Hence, “15 Best Brett Favre Hatred Shirts For Vikings-Packers Hate Week.”

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