Are we positive that all of the following cakes were created with the hands of a woman? No, but if they weren’t, we figure the guy was more interested in figure skating on ESPN instead of the Super Bowl.

We’ve racked our brains and can’t remember a single SB party attended by anyone at Angry T where there was a themed cake like these masterpieces.

The meat stadium created by the boys at Holy Taco is more our style.

But, being men who appreciate a woman in the kitchen while the CBS pre-game is on, we figured it was time to honor the women out there who bake up some killer cakes to honor this American holiday.

“The 13 Greatest Super Bowl Cakes Ever Concocted By A Woman” after the jump.

(Please remember that some of these cakes are making the cut because, frankly, they are horrible and would shame us to have next to our chili and meatballs on the SB party table.)

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By now your life has revolved around the Tiger Woods scandal for about three weeks.

During dinner you are innudated with Entertainment Tonight’s latest “Scandal Shocker….” commercials bumpers or had your Internet surfing interrupted by another new mistress who has come out of the bushes.

We are here to bring you the other side of the story: Photoshoppers and photographers. These folks have gone out of their way to keep the story funny and that should be appreciated.

That means we must give you “The Best Tiger Woods Scandal Photos Not Mistress Related,” post.

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Want to pull one of the greatest practical jokes of all-time on a buddy who deserves it and can afford to replace his 52″ LCD with a new one?

Some guy is living with gay porn burnt into his TV and now wants to give it away to someone willing to be cool with the following:

My room mate thought it would be “hysterical” to pause gay porn on my TV while my girlfriend and I were on vacation for 2 weeks, thus burning and image into the screen. So…If you dont mind a sillouette of a skinny white guy taking a load in the face from the biggest black penis in recorded history forever adorning your new TV, Its yours.

You know, this would be the greatest white elephant give – ever!

Wrap up this baby for the tool and die shop Christmas party and some dude in the maintenance department will go for it because it’s big and heavy. Must be cool! And then he opens it, turns it on and finds a Lexington Steele wannabe delivering the goods.

If Chicago was within driving distance we’re man enough to get it and ruin someone’s Christmas.

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There is much discussion this morning over the Comcast broadcast of the Villanova vs. Richmond game that took place yesterday.

And the commotion surrounds what came across the television sets of about 1,200 people that happened to be watching the game live.

“C,mon, end this f@cking game, already,” was uttered and now a nation of white men who care about such things are going nuts trying to figure out if it was a broadcaster or an open mike that suddenly went live.

Even newspapers are joining in the fray over the F-bomb:

As play-by-play man Bob Picozzi described the final seconds while an unknown person is overheard saying, “What a bum. Come on, end this (bleeping) game.”

The first part was a reference to the 35-yard field goal Richmond’s Andrew Howard missed with five seconds to play in the game that would have given the Spiders the lead.

After a roughly 10-second pause, the same unknown person is heard saying, “Go home, already.”

Listen, it’s not the Berman Tapes for Christ’s sake.

Like the guy wanted to be in Richmond, Virginia on a Saturday night.

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…and the ladies go crazy as the four-fingered Alabama fan gets to show off between the 3rd and 4th quarters.

Um, does this go down as one of the year’s greatest college football screen caps.

Of course it does. Right behind the Oklahoma band chick shedding tears as Florida was whipping the Sooners WAY back in January.

Now we just have to figure out who four-fingered Alabama fan is.

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There are times in our busy day when we think…“hmm, I wonder what Manute Bol is up to.”

And he’s usually posing with some ridiculously small person who looks completely out of place next to the 7 foot 7 former NBA three-point threat.

Believe it or not, the guy just turned 47 and seems to not be slowing down. He always has that suit on and a smile on his face.

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By now you’ve no doubt heard about Balloon Boy, or Falcon Heene, depending on whether you’ve decided to learn this name. You also probably know that he and his freak show family were on the hit/god awful television show Wife Swap. While I use “Freak Show,” in the kindest terms possible, I’m certain it would have been in this kid’s best interest to actually hop in that balloon and float away to a new family.

Here’s an article about his crazy ass family.

Now here’s an excerpt from that article:

According to the ABC ‘Wife Swap’ website, the family sleeps in their clothes so they can leap from bed and run after a storm (they are storm chasers) at any given moment. The site also describes a “flying saucer” that sounds like the one that ultimately came back to earth Thursday.

Now here are my questions:

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