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“Do I make you horny baby?”

Now that is a way to pick up Anna Kournikova.

Today’s Anger:

OMG! Nancy O’Dell visits Dan Patrick Show at Super Bowl [Don Chavez]

The 10 All-Time Sexiest Super Bowl Ads You’ve Ever Seen [Bleacher Report]

The Sexiest Fans Of Super Bowl XLIV [Coed]

Holy Crap! Jim Irsay paying for 500 people to attend SB [Steady Burn]

Oh, look, no Super Bowl players from Wyoming or Montana [Simon on Sports]

ARod has been tapping all sorts of ladies during the off season? [Big League Screw]

Black ladies with giant asses are huge fans of Osi Umenyiora [Unathletic Mag]

LaDainian Tomlinson’s choices at this point…Chargers or retirement [Sign On San Diego]

Yum! Matt Stafford’s great hair much better than INT/TD ratio [Detroit4Lyfe]

Just when you thought NASCAR couldn’t get any more ridiculous, along comes the Kim Kardashian ride that Mike Bliss will be driving during the Las Vegas Sprint Cup race in February.

Kardashian, via her minions, announced today that the #36 will officially make NASCAR the worst sport in the world.

Not only is this paint scheme unacceptable for a dude sport, the woman has no interest in the sport besides ripping off some trailer trasher who wants to smell (Sephora) like some E! ‘reality’ chick.

And to the guy driving this ride, we hope the ass end doesn’t get rammed like that sex tape Kim appears in.

Be safe, brah.

[My NASCAR Racing Car - Kim Kardashian]

The TMZ Nation is reporting that Reggie Bush was out until 3 a.m. this morning at one of those swanky Miami clubs. Oh, and he didn’t have that tank ass with him.

Instead, he and some teammates went out and just happened to have cameras in their faces as they were leaving BED, a South Beach nightclub that’ll host a Super Bowl bash Thursday night featuring Edgerrin James.

Meanwhile, Peyton Manning was at his hotel quietly sleeping after having his 11:30 p.m. warm milk and cookies.

Over/Under on an NFLer being arrested before kickoff still remains high.

[Reggie Bush Pre-Games on South Beach]

Are we positive that all of the following cakes were created with the hands of a woman? No, but if they weren’t, we figure the guy was more interested in figure skating on ESPN instead of the Super Bowl.

We’ve racked our brains and can’t remember a single SB party attended by anyone at Angry T where there was a themed cake like these masterpieces.

The meat stadium created by the boys at Holy Taco is more our style.

But, being men who appreciate a woman in the kitchen while the CBS pre-game is on, we figured it was time to honor the women out there who bake up some killer cakes to honor this American holiday.

“The 13 Greatest Super Bowl Cakes Ever Concocted By A Woman” after the jump.

(Please remember that some of these cakes are making the cut because, frankly, they are horrible and would shame us to have next to our chili and meatballs on the SB party table.)

We get started with the use of Rold Gold pretzels as goal posts for this masterpiece. Can’t say we’ve ever had a hankering for a salty pretzel and cake icing.

Notice the choices in material. Looks like we have some liquorice used here.

And the last one we’ll comment on: those cars better be made of sugar or someone’s going to get drunk and have a dentist appointment on Monday.

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Links!

This is crazy – Virginia Tech vs. Boise to open the year at FedEx Field [EDSBS]

The Greatest Personalized Jerseys In Arenas/Stadiums Across Country [YesButNoButYes]

When Mexican soccer chicks go nuts at games, tops come off [Totally Crap]

The best part of the NFL Pro Bowl – the congregation of cheerleaders [Unathletic Mag]

Packers fan will be drinking again and calling Brett Favre an “a$$hole” [NextRound]

The guy who used to be a substitute teacher and now protects Peyton Manning [Shutdown Corner]

Gilbert Arenas and his not so hot ‘friend’ at a Miami pool party [Busted Coverage]

So you think Brett Favre is a big puss?

The photos you see here are of Favre’s hamstring and ankle after the beating he took during the NFC Championship game. Rick Cleveland of the Clarion-Ledger in Mississippi happened to be talking to Bus Cook, Favre’s agent, today when the subject of Favre’s health came up.

“Beat up,” Bus answered. “You should see the photos of his ankle and his hamstring the day after the game.”

I said I’d like to do just that. Cook emailed them.  Brace yourself. For all those who have criticized Favre for throwing instead of running on that last play against the Saints, check out Brett’s left ankle and his right hamstring.

Of course the hamstring is above.

The ankle after the jump.

There you go.

And you thought John Madden used to go overboard with the praise. We’d take Brett Favre on one ankle over a sloppy piece of garbage like JaMarcus Russell any day of the week and Favre would still go 10-6.

Should the legend have run the ball instead of throwing across his body? Of course. Did his mind make a split decision based on his battered body being hit one more time? There’s a very good chance.

[Run, Brett, run... yeah, right]

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If you hate Brett Favre and figure the NFC Championship was the last time you had to see his face this NFL season, think again.

Hyundai debuted this commercial today and will run it during the Super Bowl.

From te Hyundai PR department:

Hyundai’s 2010 Super Bowl ads include a potshot at the Mercedes-Benz CLS550 as well as a clever appearance by Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre, who helps the Korean automaker illustrate its 10-year/100,000-mile warranty.

Brett Favre working for the Koreans! That is like apple pie being replaced at a 4th of July party with baklava.

A week ago.

The other big news from Saturday night’s StrikeForce event besides Rex Ryan flipping the bird to Miami fans who were booing and harrassing the big mouth Jets coach: Jenn Brown’s new hair.

Oh, we’re really big fans of anything new from Jenn. She could work the sidelines at a Lincoln Logs building competition on ESPNU and our TV would be tuned in.

Yes, we’re talking hair. As you can see above that would be Jenn at the Colts-Ravens game a week ago. After the jump you’ll see Jenn getting sandwiched by Dan Henderson and Scott Smith (who?).

There you go. Jenn with bangs.

ESPN’s new golden girl continues to be the hardest working sideline reporter (yes, she has overtaken Erin Andrews)  in the business. Just a day after working MMA she was on a plane to Austin to do a piece for GameDay.

Other big news from the Jenn Brown camp: she WILL NOT BE WORKING the Super Bowl media news day.

Bummer.

Three weeks ago.

Colts-Ravens. Last week.

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Posted: Jan. 6, 2010

Background Info: We have no clue about the ProFC other than it’s just another one of those leagues popping up around the world where one dude who works in a factory is pitted against another guy who works on Fiats. Then they get in a ring and try to put the other guy on worker’s comp.

Reason For Posting: Spinning heel kick! Is there a cooler way to put a guy to sleep in mixed martial arts? And it’s used here at the start of the fight. Bonus points.

That would be Johnny Weir (USA), the guy Scott Hamilton will be fawning over.

The world is now under four weeks away from the 2010 Olympic Winter Games in Vancouver, which means NBC will parade a never-ending stream of photogenic Americans in front of your face.

Lindsey Vonn is one of those American faces that will be shown from the Today Show to Jay Leno’s Tonight Show. Ms. Vonn is very deserving of the attention based on her world class downhill skiing skills and her beauty, which is obviously a hit with advertisers.

But there are many other faces at the Olympics that will be forgotten. Not by us.

This is our “14 Scariest Athletes Of The 2010 Olympic Games” post to show the world that all of your great athletes don’t have to look like Lindsey.

Olga Medvedtseva – Russian Federation – Biathlon

Kwame Nkrumah-Acheampong – Ghana – Skiing

Lauri Asikainen – Finland – Nordic Combined (that is a guy!)

Mario Stecher – Austria – Nordic Combined

Tatjana Hufner – Germany – Luge

Iya Gavrilova – Russia – Ice Hockey

Dimitry Ipatov – Russia – Ski Jumping

Jorien ter Mors – Netherlands – Short Track