The saying goes that with age comes experience and at this rate, Jim Gillespie must be one hell of a stalker.

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Congratulations to Marvin Lewis for finally getting to the heart of the issue. To be honest I am not sure how it took you so long to realize that the police were targeting your players. You are a joke sir, for all the good stuff you do, and all the handjobs that the national media gives you for being such a character guy, you are a joke.

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Welcome to the world of professional sports Elijah Dukes, I think you will fit in nicely.

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Thanks to Matt Way for this video. This Gladiator gets absolutely embarrassed by this ninja/jungle cat contestant.

What they don’t show you on TV is that Turbo was fired immediately after this show for invalidating the athletic ability of the Gladiators. He took this firing hard and ended up in a downward spiral of drugs, handjobs to get more drugs, and more drugs to forget about the handjobs.

Turbo was replaced by flipping contestant Kyler Storm, who already had a Gladiator name, and the rest as they say, is history. Enjoy.

Kyler Storm’s amazing Football Move – More amazing videos are a click away

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Nice work CNNSI, we are all really proud of you.

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The Detroit Pistons – San Antonio Spurs series will be a study in similarities, just as it was when they meet 2005 NBA Finals.  Wait what?  Both teams still have to play the conference finals?  That’s fantastic and all, but I don’t think that changes the match-up.  Both the Pistons and the Spurs beat opponents in the conference semi-finals that were better than the teams they will play in the
conference finals. Does anyone actually believe that the Spurs, or the Pistons will lose?

In the West, the Spurs are a flat out the better basketball team than the Jazz, at nearly everything position.  Tony Parker > Deron Williams, Ginobili > Giricek/Fischer, Bowen/Finley > Matt “Model Face” Harpring/Andrei “Ugly Face” Kirilenko (pretty close though), Duncan > Boozer (better all round player), and Utah finally gets one at the five when eurotrash meets eurotrash as Okur > Oberto/Elson.  Even though Okur will hickory smoke Oberto, the Spurs will win this series in five games, because they are the better team.  The Spurs are even more experienced, but they will win mostly because they are just better all-around.

In the East, the Pistons will win this series even though they don’t have the best player in the series, Bron Bron James.  But the question remains, if the Cavs couldn’t beat the Pistons last year, when the Pistons looked about as interested as Donkey Lips at a salad bar, how the hell are they going to beat them when they are playing well?  I don’t see it, especially when it’s debatable whether this Cavs team has improved since last year.  The one thing that the Cavs have going for them is that Larry Hughes has had a year in Mike Brown’s system.  Last year, Hughes dealt with the death of this brother during the series, so a clear head may help Larry, and the Cavs, step up their game.  That being said, the Pistons are better at every position besides three, or wherever else you decide to put Lebron.

Sooooo, lets save these fans people their money and save me my time, it is forgone conclusion anyway, sorry Cleveland and Utah, really I am.  I am most sad for Donyell Marshall, who absolutely refuses to step inside the three point line at any time during the basketball game.  Jim Calhoun is puking somewhere as his 6’9” 230 pound power forward has turned into a young Sam Perkins.  Just so you know, 271 of Donyell’s 493 field goals attempts this year were three’s. 54 percent of his field goals were threes.  Is this today’s NBA?  For this reason alone, the Pistons will win the series. 

Just in case you are betting, throw your money on the Spurs in seven.  This could go absolutely either way, but you assume in these situations, when the series is so close, that the team with the best player (Tim Duncan) has an advantage.  That being said, the Pistons beat the Lakers in 2004, and the Lakers had the two best players in the series, Kobe and Shaq.  So, what have I said in 500 words? Absolutely nothing, and I beg you to pardon me for wasting your time. 

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Do you like sports? Do you like picking things? Do you like seeing how stupid the supposed “experts” really are? Then you might like our new MLB Pick’em section. Click the link above, check out how wrong clowns like Jayson Stark and Buster Olney have been over the past few years on their picks. So, get in there, make an account (it takes five seconds), and start picking. Take a look at the “expert” picks if you need any help deciding. But if you look at their success in previous years, you might not trust them at all. Which is good thing, because the last time I trusted Steve Phillips I ended up as a performer in all-transvestite burlesque house in Hong Kong’s red light district. Needless to say that won’t happen again. Anyway, tell your friends about our Pick’Em and get them to make their picks, and then make fun of your dumb friends that get all their picks wrong.

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