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Janko Tipsarevic and his goofy glasses are taking the Wimbledon by storm. Janko beat Andy Roddick in the second round and now he is poised to make a run at the semi-finals.

I wish Janko the best in this week, but I can’t help but laugh at his choice of eyewear. How about some contacts pal? The same advice could be given to some of the gentlemen below. In honor of Janko, let’s take a look at the best spectacles in sports:

 

Kurt Rambis -

 

James Worthy

 

Ben Weber

Grant Long –

 

Antoine Carr –

Gustavo Chacin –

Rick Vaughn –

 

Steve Trout

Darrell Porter -

 

David Duval

Bret Hart –

 

Tom Henke

 

Kareem Abdul Jabbar –

 

Eric Dickerson –

 

Chris Sabo –

 

Horace Grant –

 

Jamie Easterly –

 

Mike Brown –

 

My personal favorite and potential Mike Brown relative, Kent Tekulve:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let me know who I missed.

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If you didn’t already have a reason to watch the Olympics, I am going to give you one. Meet Alicia Sacramone, a young, supple American gymnast that I saw last night while watching a replay of the U.S. Olympic Gymnastic trials and figuring out whether I wouldn’t to kill myself by strangulation or stabbing.

Bad news pedophiles, she’s 19. Good news dudes who wait until chicks are 18 to oggle them, meaning that you were probably oggling them when they were 16, meaning that you are probably a pedophile, she’s legal. OGGLE. By the way, she has an uncharecteristically "developed" chesticle area for a gymnast.

I don’t care if she messed up, I still sort of love her:

 

 

I really hope this is actually her:

I don’t know about you, but I’ll be watching the gymanastics at the Olympics, and not just the men’s this time…I promise.

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On Tuesday we told you about the Buick Open’s attempt to excite the tournament crowd sans Tiger, by pairing Kid Rock and John Daly in the pro-am. Thankfully, Kid Rock did not disappoint.

Kid Rock, clad in a pair of overalls and a white T-shirt, had to be given a pair of golf shoes to wear for the 18 holes with Daly

I guess that qualifies as proper golf attire. I can only imagine what Kid Rock was prepared to wear on his feet if tournament organizers had to give him shoes before the round. Here is my guess:

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I present to you the dumbest fans in the history of the world. Rest tightly Ohio State fans, the mantle of stupidity has finally been take from you, by none other than the pot smoking, mushroom cap popping Dutch.  

Yeah, those guys.

Listen Johan van der Smutt, I understand that your team color is orange, but I have to believe, if I still believe that human beings are smarter than chimpanzees, that you know that construction workers in every single country in the world wear orange.  I am surprised this story didn’t include pictures of Dutch fans huddling in the produce aisle of Austrian and Swiss grocery stores just waiting for the oranges to move. 

These Nederlanders are obvious dumb, but are they the dumbest sports fans alive?  Let’s figure it out.  Below is the Angry T’s list of the dumbest fans, by sport.  And before you get up in arms about this writer getting on his high horse, I should let it be known that I am a fan of every single sport below, which, by the transitive property, makes me the dumbest fan in the world. 

I also have to admit that each sports’ respective position on this list had a lot to do with the pictures that I could find. 

10. Baseball – Baseball fans make this list simply for their propensity to run on the field. For example:

Just take a stroll to Waveland and Sheffield before, or better yet after, a Cubs game and you will get all the information you need about stupid baseball fans:

 

9. College Basketball - Maybe you can’t blame these energetic college kids for being idiots. They still live in a fake bubble where their hopes and dream mean something. Soon enough, they will be beaten down by life and wonder each day why they are getting out of bed. Sigh…

8. College Football – College football fans are slightly dumber than college basketball fans because the football demographic tends to include more "locals" who happen to live relatively close to a college and cheer louder and more drunkenly than the people who actually go to the school.

7. NFL Football – These fans have to be dumber than college football fans because outside of the place they happened to be born, they have no affiliation whatsoever with the franchise. At least college football fans chose to go to the school, what are these guys excuses for getting ridiculously drunk on a Sunday morning, besides alcoholism.

I bet this was worth it:

 

6.NBA Basketball – NBA fans are notorious for believing that their heckling actually effects the outcome of the game. "Did you see Dikembe Mutombo look back at me when I called him old, I must have really pissed him off." Congrats douche, this will probably be your closest brush with fame until you become the first person to accidently kill themselves with the frosting package of a toaster streudel. Work that one out in your head.

5. Soccer – The Dutch are only one of probably 100 unbelievably stupid fanbases. See below:

 

4. NASCAR – Any group of fans that calls Jeff Gordon, of California, a "Yankee Queer," will definetly find themseleves somewhere on this list, most likely close to the top. And then there’s the tattoos:

 

3. Cricket – For those of you not in the know, Cricket matches last for 14 of 15 days during which time neither the fans, nor the players have any clue what’s going on. If these fans aren’t perfect for this list I don’t know who is.

 

2. Hockey – When you talk about hockey fans, you can’t help but talk about Hockey Moms, who are right up there with the stupidist people on earth.

(Definetly NSFW)

1. Bear-Baiting – A picture says a thousand words:

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The Buick Open, one of the easiest stops on the PGA Tour is the first golf tournament to have to go through Tiger Woods withdrawals this weekend.  However the folks up in Grand Blanc, Michigan aren’t going to go down Tiger-less without creating some fireworks.  And what better way then to pair up John Daly and Kid Rock in today’s pro-am. 

 

They will tee off today at 1:20 because Daly and Mr. Rock refuse to wake up before noon.  I think this Happy Gilmore way of thinking is the way to go until Tiger comes back.  Are you really going to tune in Sunday afternoon to watch Tom Pernice and Scott Verplank fight for the Buick Open championship? I’m telling you the most entertaining thing to watch this weekend is which hole Daly throws up into and which hole Kid Rock gets flashed on first.  To help the Buick Open out, I have taken 5 golfers (Ken Duke, Jose Coceres, Lucas Glover, Paul Goydos and Nick Watney) that I know nothing about and I doubt the average golf fan does either, and I am kicking them out of the Buick Open.  Kid Rock is a good start to having people tune in, but with the addition of these 5 golfers to the tournament this weekend, it will have people saying “Tiger who?”

 

1.  Hookers

Now I am not talking about filthy 8 Mile Road hookers.  What about classy one’s like Julia Roberts’ character in Pretty Women, or that nice lady I picked up last Saturday who pinky swore that she didn’t have hepatitis C?

 

2.  Elin Woods

When men went off to war or were injured in the early 20th century, women often went to work in the factories and the golf course for their husband.  This would explain Valerie Hogan’s Sunday 68 to win the 1941 Pay n’ Save Invitational over Byron Nelson.

 

3. A Grizzly Bear

This thing can run 25 mph, climb trees, and is responsible for 70% of all bear attacks on humans.  They are also known to play beautiful draws and are extremely accurate with their putters.

 

4.  Double Pendulum Golf Robot

Do you remember Gary Kasparov’s epic battle against the Supercomputer Deep Blue in chess?  Think of the drama on the golf course as Chris DiMarco and the golf machine go shot for shot.  No matter who would win this battle, we need to make sure that we destroy the machine after the tournament because I watched I, Robot last night and lets just say thank God for Will Smith.

 

5.   Ted Williams (unfrozen)
 

Yes, that’s actually Han Solo’s body in carbonite, but I figure it’s fairly close to Ted William’s body.  Once we get him thawed out, he should be plenty long off the tee.

 

-Violent J

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Hopefully this turns into an East Coast vs. West Coast Rap Battle. There are far too few rap battles that end in bloodshed these days. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

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