Some people think that the holiday season (Thanksgiving through New Years) is the best time of the year. WRONG!! Late summer through Fall, the time of year where NBA team hold auditions for their Dance Teams, is by far, the best time of the year.  Let’s take a look at some photo evidence of the tryouts that have taken place thus far:

My god, I need to move to Phoenix immediately.  This in no way means that I could hook up with any of these girls, but at the very least I could oggle the shit out of them. Oggle away:

Phoenix Suns:

I wish I could stop showing you pictures of Phoenix cheerleaders (no I don’t) but I found 75 from the tryouts and each picture is better than the last.

Portland Trail Blazers:

Memphis Grizzlies:

Oklahoma Thunder:

You can also find some great pictures of the squad here.

Sacramento Kings:

Boston Celtics

New Orleands Hornets:

That’s all for now.  Rest assured I will not rest until I post all the best dancer auditions photos. God bless Phoenix.

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Connoisseurs of tettible music have no doubt heard on Anastacia and her new fantastic single, “I Can Feel You.”

In spite of her ability, she is attractive and that is why you find her in this space.

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This has to be the best beer commercial ever right?

Great work Guinness.

Here are my top ten:

10. Bud Light – Apology Robot

9. Amstel – I hope to pull off the move at the 30 second mark this weekend:

8. Hahn Premium Light

7. A British Beer Company (Maybe not British, but the actors sounds British, and they use the word “Flat,” a British word meaning table)

6. Taborg

5. Toohey’s Beer – How to Open a Beer:

4. Miller Lite – Great Taste, Less Filling, Large Mammaries:

3. Some Bulgarian Beer Company – I enjoy anything commercial beer bottles are opened with female body parts:

2. Carlton Draught – Cinematography that would make Marty Scorcese proud:

1. Guinness – I haven’t been this proud of the Irish people since they sired Fit Finlay and released him into the wrestling world.

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If this “Blue Steel” cover shot of Cristiano Ronaldo’s new calendar is any indication, we might be treated to “Magnum,” and “Le Tigre,” or perhaps “Ferrari,” for 12 months, and for only seven Euro.

Sounds like a great year to me.

Ronaldo shouldn’t be alone in this calendar initiative.  There are a several athletes and sports personalities that should take advantage of the booming calendar market.  Let’s take a look at a few:

Men of the Offensive Line – Nothing says sexy like abnormal amounts of belly fat:

Football Coach Beefcakes: With emphasis on the beef…and the cake:

Jenn Sterger & Friends: Boobies + Cowboy Hat = On TV

Athletic and Hideous – If you don’t expect a Sheldon Williams picture immediately you just aren’t paying attention:

Yes, that is Otis Nixon)

Ladies of the Sideline: No Erin’s Allowed - Sideline reporters unite against Erin Andrew’s dominance of the headlines:

Athletes and Their Pets – “Lots of Woofs, Meows, and Fun!!”

Inebriated Athletes – Their drunkenness is directly proportional to how hard I laugh at the picture.  These pictures make me feel that if you replaced the bottle of Belvedere with a plastic jug of Thor’s Hammer Vodka, Stephen Jackson and I live similar lives.

Men of the Links – Their polyester blend shirts and microfiber pants drive the women wild:

Ladies of the Hardwood – Don’t worry, this calendar will only include the hot ones:

Look for all of these calendars this Fall at Barnes & Noble.  You should be able to find most of them near the register in the 87% off bargain bin, except the “Men of the Links” calendar, which should go like hotcakes, which coincidentally is the breakfast, lunch, dinner and mid-day snack for Tim Herron.

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Here is a shot o of Katherine Jenkins from her spread in the November issue of GQ.  She is the sexiest opera singer I can think of, excluding Luciano Pazirotti of course.

Here are a few more shots of Katherine to prove her hotness:

Love me some Opera.

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I don’t know who Traci Bingham is, you don’t know who Traci Bingham is, but it doesn’t matter, she has large boobies:

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You all remember them, they may have been the first chick that you ever looked at and said, “Damn, she has some cans,” or they may have been your first love.  In any event, the sitcom hotties of the 90’s were the first brush with hotness for many of the young 20 something.  Take a look at our list:

Six – Blossom – Not only was she hot to a 10 year old, she was also a whore in the show if I remember correctly. No? She wasn’t a whore? Well I always dreamed she was.

Becky – Lore Loughlin – Full House -

Alex Mack – Larisa Oleynick  – The Secret World of Alex Mack – She was hot, and she could turn into water. JACKPOT:

Step by Step – This fantastic show gave us the triple dip with Suzanne Somers and…

and Karen Foster – Angela Watson -

and Al – Christine Lakin – Oh yeah, that’s Al

Boy Meets World – Topenga – Danielle Fishelle - I think a picture of Danielle in a tight shirt was my first computer wallpaper.

Saved by the Bell gave us another triple dip, including Elizabeth Berkley as Jesse Spano:

Tiffani Amber Theissen as Kelly Kapowski -

and Lark Vorhies as Lisa Turtle:

One word, seven letters describes those ladies: HOTTTTT

Party of Five gives us a triple-hottie-dip.  Lacey Chabert as Claudia Salinger: (Okay, she was too young on the show, but just look at the picture. LOOK AT IT!)

Neve Campbell as Julia Salinger:

and finally, Jennifer Love Hewitt as Sarah Reeves:

Tatyana Ali as Ashely Banks:

Patty Mayonnaise as Patty Mayonnaise in Doug:

Tia and Tamera Mowry from Sister Sister:

Amy Jo Johnson as the Pink Power Ranger:

The Second Becky from Roseanne: (Also from Scrubs)

There are about a million hot girls from Seinfeld, here are three:

Teri Hatcher

Sue Ellen Mishke:

Mulva:

Holly Robinson Peete as Vanessa Russell from Hanging Mr. Cooper: (on the right)

Christina Applegate as Kelly Bundy in Married with Children:

Nikki Cox as Tiffany Malloy in Unhappily Ever After:

Home Improvement’s two Heidi’s gave us something good to look at (Besides Al of course):

Pam Anderson

Debbe Dunning

Tisha Campbell-Martin as Gina in Martin: (I loved her)

and finally from Friends the triple threat of Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe: (In that order)

I probably missed a bunch of hotties.  Let me know who I missed, but don’t tell me I missed Punky Brewster, but she wasn’t hot when I was five.  Punky was just another girl with coodies, but know she looks like this:

But more importantly, she looks like this:

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