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I really can’t get enough of Kelly Brook.  She’s hot, always smiling, and always hot.  She’s also dating Danny Cipriani, an English rugby player.  We’ve never take a look at Rugby WAGS on TheAngryT and now is as good a time as any to make that happen.  Let’s pit Kelly against a couple other smokin’ Rugby WAGs and see where she stacks up:

Alexandra Rosenfeld - Former Miss France and Miss Europe – Girlfriend of Italian rugby player Sergio Parisse:

Zara Phillips – English Equestrian Super-Star – FIancee of English Rugby player Mike Tindall

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and finally, the woman that made this post possible – Kelly Brook – English Model:

and the winner is:

As much as I want to pick Ms. France as the hottest Rugby WAG, the overwhelming “endowments” of Kelly Brook simply won’t allow me to.

Congrats Kelly, I ask that you pick up your Hottest Rugby WAG trophy at my house immediately.

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I was perusing youtube today and I came across this absolute gem of a video game.  I can’t believe I don’t remember this one, but I felt better when I showed the video to a bunch of my friends, and none of them had heard of it either.  After watching this video, and make sure you watch the entire thing because Michael Jordan throws exploding basketballs at bum at the 2 minute mark, I convinced this may be one of the worst games ever:

11. Michael Jordan: Chaos in the Windy City

The entire concept of a crime fighting Michael Jordan seems a bit odd, as does the gameplay. Here’s how wikipedia describes said gameplay:

The game played much like other 2D platformers of its time, collecting keys and defeating enemies with a variety of different techniques. The player controls Michael Jordan on a quest to save the rest of the players for an All-Star charity game, who have all been kidnapped. The player attacks enemies using different basketballs, each with its own ability; for example, the freeze ball can freeze the ground and create a slippery surface, the bomb ball makes a large explosion, and so on. The player must find keys throughout the game to unlock different doors and rescue teammates. Michael can also slam dunk for a secondary attack. This is also used to activate powerup baskets and various checkpoints along the way.

Nothing gets me more excited as a gamer than the thought of rescuing Horace Grant. Nothing except playing with a crime fighting Shaquille O’Neal, which brings me to the point of this article, taking a look at the worst sports related video games:

(By the way, if you want to buy some great gear based on one of your favorite childhood video game “NBA Jam,” check out this store)

10. Shaq Fu

9. Kurt Warner’s Arena Football Unleashed – Doug Flutie was unavailable to “unleash” the Canadian Football League. Kurt was the obvious second choice.

8. Bill Laimbeer Contact Basketball - This shitiness of this game can only partially be described by the game description on wikipedia:

The game predicts a science-fiction version of the year 2030 in which there are only robot basketball players (excluding Bill Laimbeer). Basketball teams play in gruelling league matches where new players are bought and sold (like in the Premier League of English soccer). Within this future, basketball uses a dedicated robot to perform the toss up at the start of each match as referees had been fired by Bill Laimbeer sometime prior to the year 2030. As a result, players now wear armor to their games and weapons are thrown from the audience.

The video does the rest:

7. Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden: I’m not sure what the hell is going on in this game, but to get high enough to enjoy this game I’d have to smoke myself to death:

6. Barry McGuigan World Championship Boxing – Ths game was made for the Commodore, so the fact that it looks so shitty can probably be excused.

5.Emmitt Smith Football – Like his commentary, Emmitt’s football game blows:

4. Sterling Sharpe: End 2 End - I only wish that I could constantly have Sterling Sharpe pointing at me and encouraging me in real life like he does in this game.

3. Scottie Pippen Slam City – Probably the worst game on one of the worst game systems ever:

2. Tony LaRussa Baseball – DUI mode wasn’t available until the playstation version of the game was released. (rimshot)

1. Roger Clemens MVP Baseball – There is actually a team in this game named the San Fransisco Quakes, as in Earthquakes. They chose to go with the quakes nickname even after the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake that killed 63 people, injured 3,600 and delayed the 1989 World Series. I’m almost angrier about this indiscretion than the whole steroid thing.

Let me know what I missed in the comments.

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Maybe I make fun of soccer too much, but after watching this video, it’s possible that I don’t make fun of soccer enough.

Before I get to the video, I think it’s important to say that soccer isn’t the only sport whose athletes fight like little girls.  In fact, most sports fights end with many more misses than hits.  Let’s take a look at the top 10 sports fights, based strictly on girlieness:

10. The Aforementioned Soccer Fight

Both of these cats must have visited the the Steve Urkell/Screech Powers school of fighting.

9. Kobe vs. Chris Childs

Kobe needs to learn that you don’t fight a former CBA player.   Those teams use to  host skeet shooting and bear wrestling at half time to make the game more relevant for Canadian fans.

8. The Worst Hockey Fight Ever – I was pretty sure that every hockey player at least had an idea how to throw fists.  Apparently I was wrong:

7a. Doug Christie vs. Rick Fox

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Fox hits Christie with a slap that Vanessa Williams would have called weak.  Christie comes back with a pretty solid uppercut, but famously lets his wife take a swing with her purse when the fracas spills over into the tunnel.

7b. Another Soccer Fight - This may as well be a 7-year old’s soccer game where every child on the field runs to the ball and just kicks in a circle

6. Knicks vs. Nuggets Pillow Fight – If you thought soccer was bad:

5. Knicks / Heat Brawls - There were some huge guys getting into fisticuffs during these series’ and I can’t remember anyone actually landing a punch.  Because there isn’t any good video, here are some pics:

4. Coco Crisp and James Shields trying to give each other a cold:

I was under the impression that Coco was an amateur boxer. After seeing him scratch Shields’ shoulder with that punch, its obvious why he chose baseball.

3. Chris Young vs. Derrek Lee - 27 punches thrown in the melee, 0 punches landed:

2. I don’t even know where to start with this one, but it is damn funny:

1. If there was any doubt this would be #1, the Detroit Shock fight the LA Sparks

To be honest, this is still way more masculine than that soccer fight up top.

I missed it, but let’s add it now because it go mentioned so many times in the comments:

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Just like the big league club in Detroit, the West Michigan White Caps continue to innovate.  White Caps concessions is proud to offer you the 5/3 burger, named after Fifth/Third Ballpark. They promise that you will feel bad about yourself after you eat it. Let’s take a look at the specs:

1 2/3 pounds
Lettuce
Tomato
Nacho Cheese
Chili
Salsa
Crunched Tortilla Chips
8-Inch Seeded Bun

And what would this monstrocity look like:

That is a pretty incredible looking burger. It is supposed to feed four, but I imagine the majority of its buyers will be slightly overweight, drunk 20-somethings that try to take this burger down all by their lonesome.

It may very well be the best in America.  Let’s take a look at some other signature ballpark fare from around the country and see how the 5/3 burger measures up.

Washington Nationals – Ben’s Chili Bowl Fully Loaded Half Smoke

Holy hell this looks good:

Ingredients:

Half-smoke Sausage
Chili
Diced Onions
Grated Cheese
Yellow Mustard

Baltimore Orioles – Boog’s BBQ Sandwich

Permanti Brothers Sandwich – PNC Park

I’ve had this one at one of the Permanti Brothers locations outside of the stadium and this thing is ungodly good.

Roast Beef
Cheese
Cole Slaw

Tomato
Cheese
FRENCH FRIES!!!

Tony Luke’s Juicy Roasted Pork and Provolone Sandwich – PNC Bank Park

Roasted Pork
Provolone Cheese
Tender Broccoli Rabe

and maybe the most creative:

The Ichiroll – Safeco Field

Spicy Tuna Roll
Teriyaki Chicken
Edamame

If you know of any better ballpark food, link it up in the comments.

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Depending on who you ask, Gilbert Arenas might make his glorious return to the NBA hardwood this weekend against the Pistons. Gilbert should be back just in time to help the Wizards make a playoff push from 41.5 games out of 8th playoff spot. Even though I’m pretty sure that Gilbert was high when he sent that first text, I would still like to welcome him back with some of his best work in TV and film.

10. Gilbert Arenas Shoe Commercial

9. Gilbert Winning a One-Handed Three Point Competition Against Deshawn Stevenson

8. Gilbert Arenas’ Acceptance Speech for NBA Live 2008 (I don’t get it either)

7. Gilbert Arenas Fore-Shadowing

6. Gilbert Arenas Hibachi Shoe

5.Gilbert With an Etch-A-Sketch

4.Gilbert Almost Making it Rain (1:30 mark)

3. Adidas Basketball is Brotherhood Commercial:

This is actually a pretty awesome commercial:

1 and 2: This video is so wonderful, it deserves the one and two spots:

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