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Don’t believe me? Just watch this:

Maybe it’s because I grew up in Michigan, a state full of geniuses and Nobel Laureates with a average state-wide IQ of 175, but I find it hard to believe that any human is this dumb.

No matter how many videos you watch or interviews you read this guy continues to do the opposite of amaze. Through the magic of video and pictures, we can take a look at exactly dumb Mr. Artest chooses to be.

Here’s Ron pulling down Paul Pierce’s pants:

(You can’t write this stuff)

Way to throw your superstar under the bus Ron Ron. Inconsistent? Is that sort of like how 50 percent of the time you’re bat shit crazy, and the other 50 percent of the time you’re bird shit crazy? Can you be a bit more consistent Ron?

This video, which Ron shot for PETA, is only funny if you read this article.  Nice spokesperson PETA.  These people must not have been available to do the commercial. (By the way, what other signs do you need from that Kangaroo that tell you that it hates to have boxing gloves on and be a public spectacle)

Getting nuts on the bench

This guy is just out of control. Look at what he does to poor Renaldo Balkman.  The guy couldn’t even play for the Knicks.  He lost time to Mardy Collins.  Bless his heart, Chauncey Billups took him under his wing and guided this lost soul to the second round.

If you haven’t watched the Ron Artest video blog, you probably severely underestimate how crazy this guy actually is:

(I enjoyed the 2 solid minutes of shout-outs starting at the 1:30 mark)

This post confirms the craziness of Artest without the help of a video that shows him fighting fans in the stands at an NBA basketball game.  Oh, you’ve never seen that video? Check it out here.

In summary, he’s nuts.

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The first time I saw Fire Down Below, I knew my life would never be the same.  Look at this trailer and tell me that you aren’t inspired to save a scenic Appalachian town from dangerous commercial interests:

Stanton, KY, here I come.

In any event, we aren’t the only nation in the world that’s gets treated to ass-kicking movie stars that are out to the right thing for the little guy.

Meet India’s answer to Steven Seagal, Rajini Kanth:

That Canadian tuxedo just screams brown tornado of punching and kicking fury:

Please refrain from making this guy’s girlfriend bleed:

I bought the white suit he wore in this scene on ebay:

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Slap Chop Rap (YepYep)
In Case you Missed the International Pillow Fight (Uncoached)
One of the Hottest Women I’ve Ever Seen (On205th)
Paddy Harrington Doing the Happy Gilmore (NextRound)
American Cities to Look more and more like Houston (Asylum)
One Eyed Golfer gets Hole-in-One (World of Isaac)
Same Lions Different Logo (SportsUnion)
Happy Birthday to John Daly (Gunaxin)
Fat People, Bathing is now Much Easier (Manofest)
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I just happened to be trolling youtube the other day and one of the suggested videos on my home page turned out to be none other than one of the more amazing phenomenon in the sports.  Simply named QuickChange, this husband / wife team of half-time show goodness has delighted crowds for years with their unbelievable feats of disrobing and re-robing.

I don’t know how they do it, but I suspect that the black arts are in some way involved.  When you’re dealing with true magic, like we are here, you can only be certain of one thing, that someone has made a pact with the devil.  In this case they’ve acquired the ability to change clothes very quickly, a skill that they knew would allow them to dominate the half-time show circuit and make literally 10’s thousands of dollars a year.

These kings of halftime entertainment share their court with some other very impressive acts.  Let’s take a look at the very best in halftime entertainment:

Unicycle Bowl Lady:

More Unicycle Bowl Lady

RubberBoy – Not for the faint of heart:

Human Slinky – Is it weird that I’m slightly aroused by this act.  Yes, yes it is.

The Jesse White Tumblers

Tony Jaa - Martial arts specialist.

Girl That Shoots the Arrow with her Feet -

Houdini Water Tank Girl - Although this one didn’t exactly go as planned:

The German Wheel

Gilbert Arenas Half-Time Trampoline Show

Frisbee Catching Dogs

Bucket Boys

I am certain I missed a few.  Let me know in the comments.

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We don’t Torture (Mac G’s World)
Jacoby Ellsbury Steals Home (World of Isaac)
Larry Johnson as Grandmama (IceIceBabies)
Spike Lee denies rift with Kobe Bryant (MoonDogSports)
Megan Fox, where are your Ribs (Tasty Booze)
Hello Heidi Watney (Busted Coverage)
Same Chick, Same Face (Brahsome)
Does Percy Harvin have Anger Issues (Loser with Socks)
Lindsay Lohan still Relevant (Blog of Hilarity)
D-Wade stars in The Soloist (Cuzoogle)
American Idol Bikini Girl in Topless (Don Chavez)
Diora Baird pics for FHM (Blog of Hilarity)
Photos from Carl Edwards Flip (DJ Mick)
Hello Japanese Cat (MickLanders)

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Mr. Ed wishes was this dignified:

The best part about this horse, named Alfie, is that he refuses to have his mustache shaved.  He sprints away, for up to a mile, anytime that someone comes his way with shears.

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