Best. Baby Shower. Ever.

Now, before I pass judgement on these idiots, I have to say that like them, Baby Showers can be some of the most angry places you will ever want to find yourself in.  All the presents, pregnant women, and loving relativees create an atmosphere of hate and anger. Inevitably, hate and anger lead to violence.  Just ask these guys.

Okay, so you get into a fight at a baby shower, very understandable.  You break a beer bottle over another man’s head at a baby shower, again, understandable.  Here’s what I don’t get, how the hell does a car jack get involved in the fight.  The way I figure, there are around 7,459 possible weapons to use at a baby shower and car jack checks in right at the bottom.  Here are the bottom five:

7,455 – A medieval Mace

7,456 – Sharks with friggin’ Laser Beams on their head

7,457 – The RonCo Showtime Grill

7.458 – Spuds Mackenzie ( if held by the tail)

7,459 – Car Jack

In any event, Alonzo Jaques Montes went all the way down the list to find something with which he could bludgeon Jonathon Arrequin Ponce.  What better way to introduce a baby into the world.  Thank you Colorado.

The Angry T

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