With only 60 shopping days and 2 major holidays left until Christmas, many Americans are beginning to stress out about gifts for those hard-to-shop-for people on their lists. Thankfully stalwart department store Neiman Marcus has even the most particular loved one covered.
Got a golfer who has every swing weight, GPS unit, and collapsible-shaft iron out there? How about this.
Want more? Jack will cook you dinner every Friday for a month. More? Jack will personally bomb the country of your choice? More? Jack will invent a time machine, go back in time and sleep with your mother so he can be your dad. That’s sure to lower your handicap! Note construction and site preparation costs are extra…
Grew up loving “America’s Team†and already counting down the days to the demise of Texas Stadium? Well fret not, you can take a piece home…see here!
Rumor in the blogosphere is that Nate Newton personally grew over 50% of the “turf†that makes up the endzone, so you’ll get Michael Irvin sniffing around out back for no extra charge. However, note again that installation costs are not included…
Of course that’s where they get you…the extra charges. I don’t know how much it costs to construct a golf course, but something tells me Jack ain’t doing it pro bono. So maybe you’d be more interested in something like this.
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