Nov
03
2008

Let Me Introduce You to Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and the Flash Combined…Yeah, that’s his Real Name

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This 19 year old from Glastonbury, England has just made the most impressive name change in the history of names or changes.  I am happy to introduce you to Captain Fantastic Faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and the Flash Combined.

A teenager has changed his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined.

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Congrats to this kid who now holds the record for world’s longest name and world’s biggest douche concurrently. That is a fantastic name if I have ever heard one. Not to mention that fact that this kid is fast as hell.  Let’s take a look at great names from the sports world that would make C.F.F.T.S.S.B.W.H.A.T.F.C. proud:

NASCAR

Dick Trickle

Skiing

Assol Aslivets

Baseball

Johnny Dickshot

Pat LaCock

Dick Pole

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Rusty Kuntz

Stubby Clapp

Dickie Thon

Merkin Valdez

Swimming

Misty Hyman

Soccer

Daniel Shittu

Dean Windass

Kaka

Football

Dick Butkus

Harry Colon

Lucious Pusey

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/upload/2006/07/Lucious2.jpg

Casey Dick

Ben Gay

I.M. Hipp

Danny Woodhead

Basketball

Chubby Cox

Gregor Fucka

God Shammgod

Majestic Mapp

Ivana Mandic

Phyllis Mangina

Hockey

Ron Tugnutt

Softball

Misty Beaver

Figure Skating

Irina Slutskaya

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