I don’t know how many of you pay attention to celebrity gossip blogs, but I’ve become addicted to checking Hollywood Tuna. I simply must be up to date on all celebrity nipple slips getting-out-of-the-limo panty shots.
If you are gossip site connoisseur, then you have no doubt noticed that former Spice Girl Melaine Brown is all over the place these days. You can’t look at these without seeing Melanie’s boobs being bandied about. Apparently, she has become a celebrity again. I’m not sure what she’s done professionally recently, but she has definitely got me thinking about the Spice Girls again, and it has nothing to do with their music. Mel B is making me reevaluate who the hottest Spice Girl was and is. Let’s take a look then and now and figure it out.
(and say what you want dudes out there, you are kidding yourself if you pretend not to know most of the words to this song)
I was fairly sure I knew who the best looking Spice Girl was in 1995:
1. Posh Spice – Victoria Beckham
2. Ginger Spice – Geri Halliwell
3. Baby Spice – Emma Bunton
4. Scary Spice – Melanie Brown
5. Sporty Spice – Melanie Chisholm
I think that was a pretty standard list among my fellow 13 year olds in 1995. But things have changed so much since 1995. Without ranking them yet, let’s take a look at the 2008 versions of the Spice Girls:
Posh Spice
Ginger Spice
Baby Spice
Scary Spice
Sporty Spice
I think things have changed in the last 13 years:
5. Sporty Spice – She has not used the last decade to become more attractive to me
4. Baby Spice – I think she had a kid or two, so I’ll give her a pass
3. Ginger Spice – I could only deal with the fact that she’s a ginger for so long
2. Posh Spice – Sue me for this one, but the more I see her, the more she looks like an emaciated velociraptor with boobs. Plus, the picture above might be the best picture ever taken of her.
1. Scary Spice - A little trashy + a couple tats = In my wheelhouse.
Time has flipped my list on it’s ear. I apologize to David Beckham, who is so enthralled with his wife that he goes to a bunch of Laker games to stare at cheerleaders asses for 2 1/2 hours.
Please let me know if you think I’m an idiot in the comments. Don’t be shy, every one of my friends have already voiced their opinion on my stupidity.
[poll id="7"]
The Angry T
Popularity: 1% [?]
[...] characters that are actually funny – Uncoached Who is the hottest Spice Girl, then and now? – The Angry T Johhny Fairplay gets f’d up – Humor Pass Body boarding blooper – Funny [...]
[...] Spice Girls Then and Now: Who’s the Hottest? (Pics) [...]
[...] OTR – CNN poll shows that Bush is unpopular, shocker.Brahsome – Nerdy news about spam email.The Angry T – Spice Girls, then and now.Don Chavez – Skittles commercials are puzzling.Banned in Hollywood – Is [...]
[...] OTR – CNN poll shows that Bush is unpopular, shocker.Brahsome – Nerdy news about spam email.The Angry T – Spice Girls, then and now.Don Chavez – Skittles commercials are puzzling.Banned in Hollywood – Is [...]
[...] Spice Girls Then and Now: Who’s the Hottest? [...]
[...] Spice Girls Then and Now: Who’s the Hottest? (Celeb) [...]
[...] – Afr0Jacks I love random hotties – Double Viking Who is the hottest spice girl then and now? – Angry T Sophie Monk just looking lovely – Don Chavez Danielle Bux from flight attendant to crazy hottie – [...]
[...] Spice Girls Then and Now: Who’s the Hottest? [...]
You have terrible taste. The correct rankings [from hottest to least appealing] are as follows: 1995 Spice Girls 1) Mel B. 2) Ginger 3) Posh 4) Baby 5) Sporty. 2008 Versions 1) Sporty 2) Mel B 3) Ginger 4) Posh 5) Baby. This is important since Sporty went from boring and kinda dykey-looking before blossoming into, head and shoulders, the sexiest of the bunch. Just look at her stomach, for God’s sake. Mel B is a close second but she’s had some not especially subtle cosmetic surgery. Ginger takes third because of that “reunion” video where her abs were looking really, really impressive. Posh is very lame for a thin woman with huge fake tits and Baby continues to be completely nondescript.
Mel b has always been the hottest! Especially during 2000-2005 and that holler video. The only surgery she’s admitted is the boobs. And if she’s done more, her surgeon is fantastic. In hollywood, who hasn’t. I remembe Mel c has really blossomed. Emma is sweet. Vic comes last in the list with her skinny frame. She should also stick to long, dark hair
Geri Halliwell is sort of the symbol of Spice Girls. We always love her and we would always be a fan of her.`~’
i love the bobcat hair-do of Victoria Beckham, kind of reminds me of the Spice Girls era..”-
how could we ever forget Geri Halliwell of Spice Girls, they were very popular in the 90s.”-`
geri halliwell is just awesome, just look at here pretty face and great body;.: