Nov
11
2008

Congratulations to Tim Lincecum and All Other Professional Athletes That Look Like They’re 12 Years Old

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Baseball fans have undoubtedly already read about Timmy Lincecum’s Cy Young victory. What you may not know is that Tim’s victory is not just his own, but it’s also a victory for all of the 20 somethings out there that look like they’re 12.  I know all too well what it feels like to be 25 years old without a hint of any form of chest hair.  When my barber asks, “Where would you like me to leave your sideburns?” I can only thank him for extending me that courtesy, I don’t even have what could be considered a liberal definition of side burns.

http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/linc.jpg

So, this post is for Tim and all the other athletes out there that have inspired the hairless and babyfaced to achieve athletic greatness:

Kevin Durant – 20 years old - He looks young, but he was old enough to drop 37 on Indiana.

http://theblackquarterback.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/kevin_durant_0628.jpg

Tyler Hansbrough – 23 years old

http://rushthecourt.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/tyler-hansbrough-press-conf.jpg

Rex Grossman- 28 years old

http://www.truthaholic.com/images/SherrieAdams-RexGrossman.jpg

Brady Quinn -24 years old

Ronny Cedeno – Chicago Cubs – 24 years old

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/15/158967m.jpghttp://www.rotoworld.com/images/headshots/mlb/774.jpg

Jordan Farmar- 21 years old

http://blog.chosun.com/web_file/blog/200/25200/5/Jordan_Farmar.jpg

Eli Manning – 27 years old

http://3rdsaturdayinblogtober.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/eli.jpghttp://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/C_6_cooper5_200388_1107.jpg

Henry Rowengartner – 12 years old

http://bennyjr.com/henry.jpg

Patrick Kane – 19 years old

http://www.skate2stick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/p-kane.jpg

Matt Cassell – 26 years old

http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/26/264910m.jpg

Wally Szczerbiak- 31 years old

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/03/08-15/Wally-Szczerbiak-shirtless.jpg

Tayshaun Prince – 28 years old

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/tayshaun_prince-arton21150-240x240.jpg

Andrew Bynum – 21 years old

http://bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0014/2157/59262323_Sixers_v_Lakers_article.jpg

Randy Johnson – 45 years

http://stylemens.typepad.com/gq__gqeditors/images/image3.jpg

Adrian Peterson – 24 years old

http://www.normannow.com/community/files/imagecache/Display/files/imagecache/display/p1_peterson.jpg

Floyd Mayweather – 31 years old

http://www.streetanthem.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/floyd-mayweather1_1_1_1.jpg

Miguel Cabrera -25 years old

http://miamisportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/migueal-cabrera.jpg

BJ Armstrong – 41 years old

http://d.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/ap_photo/20080827/all/l3360605.jpg

Otis Nixon – 130 years old

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y78/ChadFinn/08-13-2002-otis.jpg

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