If only Camels had a concept of American Currency

When anyone talks about sports betting they almost always leave out all their loses and always inject all their wins into the conversation.  What goes unspoken when talking about wins is the fact that most sports betters have lost three times the sum of all their wins.  Well, here is a quadruped who doesn’t have to embellish her gambling wins, because she is perfect on the year.

Look at that smug daughter of a bitch. Her name, Princess, couldn’t be more emasculating to a legion of male sports betters who regularly lose their shirts on a given weekend.  Go ahead and gloat about your sports betting prowess and your ability to go months with water, you prick.

You may be less impressed with this dromedary after reading the above article because she doesn’t pick against the spread and just picks a winner by nibbling on a cracker.  However, she had no clue which team was the favorite, so it’s pretty much like she chose the outcome of 10, 50/50 chances in a row.  I refuse to argue with that type of success and in honor of Princess I am putting $50 dollars on the money line for the Patriots this week against the Jets.  I will keep you appraised of how quickly my winnings escalate in the coming weeks.

The Angry T

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