I’ve Never Wanted to be A Self-Defense Instructor More

In the words of my friend and confidant Kevin Patra, “One guy, asks one girl, to gently rub his genitals during a self-defense class one time, and everyone flips out.”

Maybe he should have been a bit more tactful. The fact that the class was populated with sorority girls shouldn’t make this story any funnier, but of course it does.  The fact that the girls giving the girl-on-girl hands on demonstration of the act below are sorority girls should make this article hotter, and of course, it does.

Make sure you watch that video in the above article as well.

Ladies, treat this article as a public service announcement and use the quote below to keep yourself of the hands of con artists and men that want to be groped.

“He said he was a third degree black belt, he didn’t really have that appearance,” said Julie Quintanilla. “He was really overweight.”

It isn’t impossible that a hideous fat man is a third degree black, but it is always good to ask if you can see a couple of roundhouse kicks before you accept that a fat person has a high level of martial arts skill.

In fact, if you can ask said fat person to recreate this scene in it’s entirety, then I can almost guarantee you that person is a skilled martial artist.

I would take a self defense class from that dude in all denim anytime…except that he had this throat ripped out about 30 minutes later in that movie.  Very sad…

The Angry T

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