That pussy Miles Brand is about to get what’s coming to him. I am coming and my left fist thunder and my right lighting are coming with me. This is the absolute final straw you sanctimonious sons of bitches.
Randolph Morris became an NBA player no less than 2 weeks after playing his final college game. I didn’t understand it either, until I realized that Miles Brand is the anti-Christ and he can make up whatever arbitrary rules he chooses. I foresee a rule in the near future where every good-looking female gymnast will have to give Brand a hand-job before they become eligible.
Randolph Morris was eligible to be picked up by any NBA basketball team at any time in the last 2 years. After he declared himself eligible for the 2005 draft, he did not sign with an agent. He went undrafted that year and returned to Kentucky for 2005 and 2006 and played basketball for the Wildcats. Conceivably, he could have had a good week at Kentucky, saw his stock rise and signed a deal with an NBA team midseason. This is just phenomenal, why don’t more people do this? Why wouldn’t every freshman college basketball player pull this same move? Two years down the road when the player is NBA ready, they can have a great week, get picked up by and NBA team and get paid.
This is the same organization that refused to allow professional skier Jeremy Bloom to return to the Colorado Buffaloes football team after Bloom signed an endorsement deal. Although the deal was related to his ski career and had nothing to do with football, the NCAA fought a lengthy legal battle to ensure that Bloom would not play college football again. In the same breath, the NCAA allows old balls Chris Weinke to play 6 years of professional baseball before winning the Heisman in 2000. Hypcorisssssyyyy.
The whole world needs to have a hardy chuckle at these clowns. Miles, your rules are outdated, biased and in some cases outright absurd. I encourage all young people at testicle level to give Miles Brand their best Beckham impression and aim at his balls. I also encourage anyone with access to the ebola infected monkeys from Outbreak to throw those bastards at Brand and his NCAA cohorts. I am working on releasing the snake from Anaconda and the gorillas from Congo in the NCAA office to do a little corporate restructuring of my own.
The Angry T
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