If I Had a Dime for Every Time I Shot Myself With my Gun, I would Own a Lot More Guns

Everyone will be making a huge deal out of Plaxico Burress and his little gun mishap over the weekend, and everyone will be whiny liberals. You see folks; 250 years ago our founding fathers decided that if we wanted to shoot a bear, an Englishman, or attend Latin Quarter to get our mack on, we would need to carry a gun. They thought so highly of this idea that they threw it into the Constitution of the United States of America. Plaxico Burress was simply being a good American when he shot a bullet through his thigh. So to celebrate this expression of patriotism, let’s watch some other American heroes showcase their right to own, fire, and hurt themselves with guns!

 

 Violent J

 

 

 

 

 

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