I am sure at least a few of you out there are in some sort of a slump with the ladies. My advice, look for someone like this the next time you go to the bar, and break out of that slump, Mark Grace style.
He actually makes some good points, plus, and he practices what he preaches. I’m fairly sure he took both of these’s girls back to his place after the party:
Not bad ya nine year old bastard, not bad at all. I can call him a “bastard” because he is hundreds of time more rich right now than I will ever be and because I am very envious of his ability, as a nine year old, to pick up chicks:
It’s great that I’ve informed you that a nine year old is getting more tail than you, but I would be remiss if I didn’t give you a few take home or “take to bar” points from little Alec:
If you read, “Cut down on the sugar,” to mean, “hold off on doing coke lines 4 through 11 before you talk to a girl,” I agree with everything this dude says. But if you could only take one piece of advice from Alec, you should probably run with this one:
…be wary of “pretty girls.” “It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes in Chapter Three.
“Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.”
He advises, “The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don’t let them get to you.”
It’s very simple dudes out there, look for the below average girl with low self esteem. She’ll be so happy to see that people aren’t throwing garbage at her that she’ll take you home right then and there.Â
 Good luck out there, and remember “Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil, so it’s important to check pretty girls’ oil as much as possible, whenever you have the oppurtunity.” Thanks Alec.
The Angry T
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