Sean Avery Still a Prick, But His Girlfriends are Still Hot. But Who is the Hottest?

Sean Avery, the consumate douche, was suspended for comments he made to the media about current NHL players dating his former girlfriends.

“Sloppy seconds?” I’m sure you were the first dude to get with Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter.  Your current girlfriend also looks like she’s been through a lot…of diack.  Well, at least you hockey team, which signed you to a 4-year, $15 million dollar contract is in last place.  Way to contribute.

Well Sean, you may be a douche, but you are also great fodder for articles on this site. (see here) Let’s take a look and see how got the best of “The Great Avery Girlfriend Sweepstakes.”

Sean Avery’s Current Girlfriend – 51 year old Kelly Klein -  Well, this is tricky, because his last known girlfriend was this “cougar,” below, although it looks to me like she was attacked by an actual cougar, in the face area:

(She is the former wife of Calvin Klein, which makes her slightly more attractive just because of her fame, and the boatload of money she must be sitting on)

Here she is with her former husband Calvin Klein, who she now allegedes is a bisexual who partook in all kinds of gay adventures while they were married.

Dion Phanuef – Elisha Cuthbert – Yes, yes, a thousand times yes:

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 Although her recent work leaves something to be desired:

Jarrett Stoll – Rachel Hunter -

Those are all well and good, but then I see this, and I have second thoughts about his chick:

Having digested the pictures above, it is time to make a decision:

THE WINNER…and the hottest of Sean Avery’s current and former girlfriend is…

ELISHA CUTHBERT. I don’t care if they airbrushed the hell out of this picture, there is no denying her hotness when she is on her game:

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