Hitler Would be Soooooo Pissed

Well Germany, it seems as if your Oktoberfest exploits have finally caught up to you.  According to this fine piece of journalism, 40% of German solidiers in Afghanistan are “too fat to fight.” Here is an example of a tubby German solidier leaning on Humvee so he doesn’t collapse from exhaustion:

Listen Germany, it’s time to take a little personal responsibility and go for a run, lift some weights, or simply stop eating 4 feet of sausage each day.  Hell, find another ethnic group to hate if that will get you back on the treadmill.  You have to understand that I’m from America, where our law enforcement holds themselves to the highest physical standards. 

The people that protect us have put themselves through rigourous physical training to ensure that they can protect us in our times of need.

You need to do the same to ensure safety for the Afghani people.  Use this woman as inspiration if necessary, but whatever you do, please take your physical fitness a little more seriously. 

 You are in a position of importance or power, start acting like it.

The Angry T

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