College Basketball’s Fabulous Freshman Mesh Perfectly with Victoria Secret Models…Probably

The four avid readers of this site know that we love making comparisons between the world of sports and the world of popular culture (specifically with the Real World / Road Rules Challenge). This post should exceed your expectations for Huge reaches to put athletes next to hot chicks.

I wanted to simply take a look at the progress of college basketball’s highly touted freshman through the first 8 or so games, but I was distracted by the lovely, lingerie clad ladies of Victoria’s Secret shaking their proverbial tail feathers.

So, lets combine my two passions and compare the freshman phenoms to beautiful Victoria’s Secret Models with pics from yesterday’s show. (Most of them) We will begin with Rivals #1 recruit B.J. Mullens:

B.J. Mullens - Ohio State - 5.5 points, 4 RPG, .5 Blocks

and his female counterpart, the strong, physically imposing post presence Doutzen Croes:

2. Jrue Holiday – UCLA – 11.6 Points, 1.8 Assists, 1.4 Steals Per Game

his female counterpart, small, explosive, combo guard Erin Heatherton:

Demar DeRozen – USC – 9.7 PPG, 4.4 RPG, .6 BPG, .7 SPG

and his counterpart, the slashing, athletic 3, Linsday Ellingson

Brandon Jennings – Italy – Lottomatica Virtus – Roma – 9.4 PPG, 1.8 RPG, 1.2 APG

his female counterpart, the athletic, consumate floor general, Morgane Dubled:

Scotty Hopson – 9.8 PPG, 1.3 RPG, .5 STL

his similarly svelte, and similarly attractive female match, Miranda Kerr:

6. Tyreke Evans – Memphis – 16.2 PPG, 5.8 RPG, 3.5 RPG, 2.7 STL

Evans is the “class” of this freshman class and he deserves mi favorito in terms of Victoria’s Secret models and here she is, Adriana Lima (and her $5 million dollar bra)

7. Al-Farouq Aminu – Wake Forest 13.3 PPG, 9.5 RPG, 1.8 APG, PPG

and his three-named perfect match, Ana Beatriz Barros:

8. Greg Monroe – 14.4 PPG, 5.6 PRG, 1.8 AST, 2.4 BPG

and his female match, another standout performer with a lot of upside, Alessandra Ambrossio:

Samardo Samuels – Louisville – 17.7 PPG, 6 RPG, 1.3 BPG

and his counterpart, another double-double waiting to happen, Caroline Winberg:

10. Willie Warren – Oklahoma – 14.9 PPG, 2.3 RPG, 1.5 APG, 1.5 SPG

and his more experienced female counterpart, the lovely Heidi Klum:

oh, and of course I saved the best for last, Marisa Miller, who I compare to a combination of Michigan Wolverines freshman Stu Douglass and Zack Novak:

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6 Comments »

• Kyle says:

  December 4, 2008 at 1:07 pm

  Mullens goes to Ohio State not UCLA
• bsvddv says:

  December 4, 2008 at 9:45 pm

  This article makes no sense at all. I don’t understand the comparison. Just keep up the pics of the models…
• admin says:

  December 5, 2008 at 2:47 am

  there is absolutely no connection between the models and the athletes. Keep that in mind. If you come to this blog more than twice, you will see that I find ways to put hot chicks in a post, no matter how ridiculous the comparison.
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  December 10, 2008 at 11:35 pm

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• ryan says:

  December 11, 2008 at 1:27 am

  Marissa Miller is the only chick of them all who looks healthy
  super skinny chicks=downer

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