Is there Crying in Basketball? Ask Glen Davis and Co.

Now I love to cry as much as the next effeminate male, but I almost never cry on television, because it kind of makes me look like a douche…

Don’t worry Glen, you aren’t alone in your 12-year-old-girl-like sideline antics.  You can always start a book club with Brent Snedeker:

(Listen to the show’s host after the clip wraps up)

Glen Davis could learn to crochet with Brett Favre or TO:

He could stamp out license plates for 12 cents an hour with Marion Jones:

Glen Davis could share a subscription to Tiger Beat magazine with these tiny crying little leaguers:

He could get his nails done with Dwyane “FDR” Wade:

Glen could light up the scented candles and draw a bubble bath with Dirk and Mark Cuban:

He could share a pinot noir with noted wife aficionado Dick Vermeil:

He could try on unitards with Kerri Strug:

Glen could plan to kneecap Leon Powe with Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan:

It’s kind of ridiculous to watch this because the video was made before anyone had a clue that Tonya Harding was involved in the attack on Kerrigan.  It was also nice to see this happens at the Olympics that year:

Big Baby could watch the Lifetime movie of the week with Cristiano Ronaldo:

(If my girlfriends looked like this, I wouldn’t care what anyone thought of me either)

and finally, Glen could have have a lactation contest with Adam Morrisson:

For your reference, I respect the crying.  Raw emotion is one of the things that make sports great.  Without such emotion Gus Johnson’s inhuman scream would not be possible.  If I had a choice to eliminate the crying but at the same time lose my Gus bear’s emotions, I would most certainly keep the waterworks open for my friends Adam Morrison and Glen Davis.

The Angry T

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