Jessica Biel seems to know exactly what gets her bread buttered. She plays a stripper named Rose-John in an upcoming movie entitled, Powder Blue. This is the type of role that’s going to get Miss Biel paid for the foreseeable future. I applaud her embracing her unbelievable hotness:
Unfortunately, these grainy pictures are the only one we have from the movie as of yet. I wish I had similarly grainy photos of Jessica Alba in her latest movie, An Invisible Sign of My Own, because no fan of hers deserves to see her like this:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Listen Jes, you don’t want to try this “serious actress,” business. You continue down this path and something terrible might happen to you.
Sure you want to show your range, but at whose expens?. Brown tights? Ass-masking skirt out of the Kohl’s Burgeoning Lesbian Collection?” Your hair makes you look like a cross between a non-hot Pippy Longstocking and Dave Thomas’ ginger daughter. Get it together Alba and get back to your roots. Make me happy in the pants again.
The Angry T
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hahahaha so true so true.
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ROFL Bongo that is ridiculous!!
I like the Purple Monkey Dishwasher as well.