While I enjoy soccer, I am not the most knowledgeable fan by any stretch of the imagination, except when it comes to the WAGs. That’s why I feel it is my duty to announce the newest potential skank that Jermaine Dafoe is dating. He is Jermaine and Chantelle leaving a London restaurant:
In case you’re wondering why Chantelle Houghton is relevant, please refer to UK Celebrity Big Brother 2006, where Chantelle reigned supreme and took home some amount of British dollars that I refuse to convert into American dollars.
You can also refer to these pictures below to see why you should care about Chantelle and her jugs:



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