Peter Crouch “Out-Kicking” his Coverage with Abigail Clancy

While I am not jealous of a man who looks like this (below), I am certainly envious of a man who dates a woman who looks like that (next to that).

While Peter Crouch is an internationally recognized soccer player, this weird looking, gangly son of a gun is certainly “out kicking his coverage,” in terms of attractiveness of both parties involved in this transaction.  (Not unlike this guy, who I still hate) Don’t worry, I am not just here to complain, I am mostly here to show you that  Abigail has decided to step into the high stakes world of lingerie modeling for a company called Matalan, and we have some pictures to prove it:

Excellent work Peter, you are a prince among men, and not just because you do the world’s worst version of “The Robot,” whenever you score a goal:

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