I have to assume that this “fragrance” is some sort of joke. What’s no joke is this proactive picture of the King, which makes me want to purchase several bottles of this stuff:
I guess smelling like a burger wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. I bet there are exactly 10 things that you could smell like that would be worse than smelling like a burger. What’s that? There is a list of 10 things below, and they’re related to sports and pop culture. What a coincidence! Let’s read:
10a. Josh Howard’s Car
Smells Like: Burning Leaves, Christmas, my father’s office in the basement (Sorry Dad)
10. Female Powerlifter Lockeroom
Smells Like: Like a regular women’s locker room, it would smell like Degree Solid and tampons. There is something else in this lockeroom though, a faint, but undeniable scent of male genitalia and stanizol. Hmmmm… Try to deny it, then look at the picture above.
9. Joey Chesnut’s Bathroom
Smells like: Varies by day and eating competition, but that smell normally get combined with a citrus deodorizer to create a citrus / frankfurter / poop smell that can only be described as heavenly.
8. The Detroit Lions Franchise
Smells Like: The tears of three generations of fans combined with the stench of 52 straight years of failure. For your reference, that smells a little like a combination of Dijon mustard, curry and shrimp that’s been left in the sun for a week.
7. Cezar Izturis’ Hand – See why below:
Smells like: Frank and beans. Sweaty, sweaty, Latin frank and beans.
6. Britney Spears Pre-Most Recent Comeback:
Smells Like: A combination of booze, cigarettes, BBQ cheddar Cheex-ITs, diapers, and meth, assuming it has a smell. (If it does, it probably smells like this)
5. WWE Laundry Basket:
Smells Like: Mostly like these men below. I’m not sure you could pay me enough to do the laundry over there. Yes you could, you could pay me more than the government mandated $6.75 per hour I get paid right now.
4. Kimbo Slice’s Beard
Smells Like: Gorton’s Fish Sticks (Eaten pre-fight) and brontosaurus pubes
3. Greg Oden’s Musk
Smells Like: Brut Cologne, pea soup, cole slaw, socks with sandals, huge sunglasses, cataract surgery, fiber pills and metamucil.
2. Present Day Barbaro
Smells Like: This decomposing large footed mammal
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