Commander of the free world my ass, just look at the golf swing of the man pegged with ensuring the safety of the United States for the next four years:
Free golf balls at the range? At what kind of white collar, bourgeois golf course is our supposed “middle-class” president teeing up?
Outside of the hoity-toity links at which Barack has chosen to play, there is the issue of his swing. I appreciate that he stretched before beginning to practice (a streched nation is a prepared nation) but could we cut down on the lower body movement Barack. Are we trying to do the soulja boi or hit a golf ball out here? You get the club all the way into the slot on your backswing and then have a seizure on the downswing. How do you expect to compete with world leader like Kim Jong-Il on the golf course with a swing like that? This guy shot 38 under in the first round of golf of his career! If he is that good, he can have all the nukes we wants.
Potential international incidents aside, I have another question for Mr. President elect. The shots below, as well as the video above, were taken during Barack’s Christmas visit to Hawaii.
Is he wearing the same cargo khaki golf shorts in both pictures? Are you telling me Barack Obama, the next president of the United States, can’t afford more than one pair of khaki golf shorts? Take a trip to Old Navy pal, those exact same shorts are 2/$25 until January 9th. Again I refer to Mr. Jong-Il to make a point:
How can Barack even step on the same course with a guy that not only out plays him, but also outdresses him?
Of course, I kid Barack, but at the same time, step it up on the course, future leader of the free world.
The Angry T
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Left handed? Usually lefties have pretty swings ala Ken Griffey Jr. It’s not that bad really. I’ve seen worse. Charles Barkley for example…
kim jong-il also happens to control the media and may have any score reported for his first round of golf ever
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