Do you ever sit and ruminate about how seriously couples take their weddings? While it’s great to enjoy the pleasures of the open bar at a reception, it seems that unless the couple’s parents have some skrill, they are financially handicapping themselves simply so 200 of their “closest” friends can get drunk and get a free meal.
When problems like the one above present themselves, visionaries step to the forefront and make the seemingly impossible possible. Visionaries like Paul and Caragh Brooks deserve to be lauded by their peers and everyone that enjoys the Bacon Cheedar Gordita Crunch.
You may be thinking to yourself that the type of people who get married at Taco Bell must be well north of 200 on the scale. You would be wrong. Thanks to MySpace, stalkers like you and I don’t have to guess what this couple looks like, we can simply type in their name and stare at their pics.
Not to shabby right? Who knew that there were attractive women out there who would be comfortable paying about 1/100th of the cost of regular weeding and allowing guests to enjoy the unbelievably delicious Bacon Cheddar Gordita Crunch on their special day? (You really need to try it. Seriously. Life Changing)
There is someone out there for everyone and the one for me will enjoy Taco Bell. She will also at least consider getting married at Taco Bell or a comparable restaurant where we can throw a reception that costs less that $200 (the website business isn’t as lucrative as you might imagine)
The Angry T
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Now here’s a chick with some real class…too bad it’s all low.
Sean Mac, I see you have bought into the whole wedding thing. Well done, you’ve been tricked by society into thinking that expensive weddings somehow make relationships more legitimate and only people of “low class” would perform an affordable logical wedding.
I love taco bell. mmmmmm
Low class, Sean? American heritage defines low-class:
1. Of or relating to the lower socioeconomic classes. 2. Vulgar or crude; common: was put off by their low-class behavior.
Since they could just as easily be rich and wanted to have a cheap, quirky wedding at a place they both enjoy, you could not be referring to def #1. I fail to see how their wedding could be considered vulgar or crude, and it certainly isn’t common. You might believe they are low-class, but everyone who believes the American-Heritage dictionary believes you are ignorant, which is defined:
1. Lacking education or knowledge. 2. Showing or arising from a lack of education or knowledge: an ignorant mistake. 3. Unaware or uninformed.
Adam – “I fail to see how their wedding could be considered vulgar or crude,”
Umm … if not vulgar, at least it is definitely crude. Otherwise I don’t know what your definition of crude is. A wedding in an outhouse?
Here are the various definitions of crude from american-heritage. let me know which one fits and I’ll further argue my point:
1. Being in an unrefined or natural state; raw. 2. Lacking tact or taste; blunt or offensive: a crude, mannerless oaf; a crude remark. 3. Characterized by uncultured simplicity; lacking in sophistication or subtlety: had only a crude notion of how a computer works. 4. Not carefully or skillfully made; rough: a quick, crude sketch. 5. Undisguised or unadorned; plain: must face the crude truth. 6. Statistics In an unanalyzed form; not adjusted to allow for related circumstances or data. 7. Archaic Unripe or immature.
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