Jan
30
2009

Who Will Win the Super Bowl? We Let the Cheerleaders Decide

Written by aeneas07 | Visited 5927 times, 34 so far today

I learned long ago that my attempts at sports betting would always end in disaster, but that doesn’t mean that I won’t keep betting and losing lots and lots of money.  You don’t have to make the same mistakes as I do by betting with your heart or with some “fool proof” strategy that just can’t lose, until it does.

Let’s use a more scientific approach to choosing a winner.  It’s a strategy that successfully predicted the winner of the BCS National Championship and could have won your several billion dollars.  It’s called the “Relative Hotness Strategy,” and it involves looking at cheerleaders for both teams, and based on their relative attractiveness, choosing a winner.  Let’s take a look and see who the Super Bowl Champ will be:

(Take a look at Gunaxin for even more SuperBowl Babes)

Tara B.

Amanda

Whitney

Marcie

Jenna Lee

Megan J.

Kathy


Alix

Allie

Kristen

Brittani

They aren’t just pretty faces either, they can act:

http://ballsiest.com/sportsblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cardinals-cheerleader-hot.jpg

http://www.azcardinals.com/plogger/images/cardinals_cheerleaders/2007_cardinals_cheerleaders_at_games/pitt_8.jpg

Neeley

Not bad Arizona, now let’s check out the Steelers ladies:

Wait…

The Steelers don’t have cheerleaders?

Uh oh. Well instead of cheerleaders, let’s take a look at some hot chicks in Steelers gear and she if they stack up against the Cardinals ladies:

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On the strength of the Cardinals cheerleaders, we’re going with K. Warner and Co.  Good luck to anyone that bets against those Cards.

The Angry T

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