Jan
31
2009

Michael Phelps Hits a Bong, Looks Sweet Doing It

Written by aeneas07 | Visited 16256 times, 8 so far today

Congrats to the old boy. He worked hard for 8 years to earn about 50 gold medals and its time for him to relax a bit. I’m sure media members and every one out there with a soap box will make a huge deal about Michael smoking weed, and then those same people will go to dinner with their wives, drink two bottles of Pinot Grigio and get drunk as hell. Best quote in the entire story:

“He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits. Michael ended up getting a little paranoid, though, because before too long he looked like he was nervous and ran out of the place.”

I’m also very sure this is the first time this dude has ever smoked and it’s completely safe to say that he never smoked, even once, leading up to his completely annihilation of everyone else in the swimming world at the 2008 Olympics.

Maybe those clowns who make the marijuana commercials can draw one up for Phelps, “Just tell your family you just won 8 gold medals because you were high.”

Or, Michael Phelps saying, “Gold Medals are my Anti-Drug…Although I do love to get high, so its more like Marijuana is my drug and gold medals are what I win, even though I occasionally use marijuana.”

It’s got a great ring to it.


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  • bbe says:

    at least hes smoking out of a nice bong! roor!

  • tim says:

    this story is the biggest B.S story i have ever heard if he was having a shot or a beer none of this attention would be put off on him.this country need to take there head out of there collected asses and smell the coffe. marijuauna is not a drug, coke and heiroin or the american pharmacies. what phelps is doing what normal hardworking americans do to relax. whether it be drinking a beer or hitting the bong, there is no medical side effect of marijuana believe it or not america’s precious alcohol and tobacco selling has more of an affect on people health and there judgment then pot. all i am say is that its bullshit people are scrutinizing him for hitting the bong grow up and learn MARIJUANA IS NOT A DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Mario says:

    I LOVE MICHAEL PHELPS EVEN MORE NOW!!! THIS PROVES HES HUMAN. BESIDES HE JUST WON 8 GOLD OLYMPIC MEDALS DONT YOU THINK HE DESERVES A HIT? GO HEAD MAN RIP IT, RIP IT GOOD!!!

  • aeneas07 says:

    completely agree Mario and tim, however, I have heard a decent amount of people agreeing with your point about how its not a huge deal. I’m thinking that people, besides the obvious douchebags, might be easing up on this guy a bit. That being said, that sheriff in SC is looking to press charges against Phelps, so maybe we aren’t as enlightened as I we hope. I hope they find a dead hooker in that clown’s car…sweet justice.

  • drumrockerchic says:

    I think that this whole thing with Michael is b.s. He has a right to do what he wants…after all he did make the United States look damn good during the olympics. There are so many athletes in the U.S. that take harsher drugs such as steriods and get fucked up on alcohol and yet they are still praised by the media and everyone else. It’s not like Michael is 50 years old he’s still a kid and I think he is entitled to live the college life too. Come on…don’t tell me you never hit a bong while in college! I bet all those people who are the ones talking shit about him are all hypocrits and probably did even worse things at Michael’s age. Let the guy live. And to whoever let this picture out…you’re a douchebag.

    People should be proud of the fact that he admited to it and he gave an apology. He’s obviously more mature than even older people who have been caught doing other shit. Plus the pic doesn’t even look like him…he could have totally said it was not him but he is honest and did the right thing. Fuck off to anyone who thinks otherwise.

  • LongSchlong says:

    Phelps is the fucking man.

    I feel proud to be an American because of shit like this.

  • Trey b. says:

    thats wats up fuck america idc wat nobody say u aint american if u dnt smoke weed it wasnt a problem 40 years ago wats so bad about it now alcohol fucks u up way more lol unless u got sum good ass cronic ;D

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