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There is 10:48 remaining in the second quarter in Lebron James has one technical foul after he responded to a hard foul on Anderson Varejao and drew a tech,.  Doug Collins has told us that Lebron must be cautious because he could get a second technical foul.  Sorry Doug and your beautifully dyed hair, I have to call you a liar on this one because there is absolutely no way Lebron James could possibly be thrown out of this game.  The public outcry for Bron Bron being thrown out would equal or eclipse the L.A. Riots and fall just short of the backlash following Clay Aiken’s near win in American Idol. 

There are only a few ways that Lebron could be thrown out of this game and most bear-baiting. Sans bear-baiting here are the top five ways Lebron could make that ejection happen:

5.Lebron takes a huge steaming dump on the Pistons Logo at center court in response to a traveling call.  Because he is the bitch of the staff, Craig Sager interviews the poop, and even the dump thinks his suit is hideous.

4. Lebron pulls his pants down before he takes it to the lane so he can actually put his testicles on Carlos Delfino’s chin when he dunks on him.  Although aroused, Bennett Salvatore is forced to throw Lebron out of the game.

3.  Lebron holds 206 year old Pistons owner Bill Davidson hostage at gunpoint.  While most people believe that Davidson pees his pants in fear of getting shot, those in the know realize that Davidson had no clue what was going on and peed his pants because he is 214 years old.

2. Lebron James takes attempts to take a retaliatory shot at Chauncey Billups, but before he can, Dale Davis dives off the bench and shanks Lebron in the throat with a sharpened toothbrush.  Although Lebron never actually gets thrown out, he is dead at this point, so it’s just as bad as getting thrown out.

1.  Lebron becomes frustrated that only one of players on the floor with him understand his English commands.  Tired of looking at a dumfounded Illgauskus, Pavlovic and Varejao, Lebron Judo chops his entire team and attempts to play one on five.  After doing so successfully for a while, Bennett Salvatore alerts Lebron that playing with one person on the floor is illegal and he will have to eject Lebron.  Lebron judo chops Salvatore and rest of the officiating staff and ends up losing by 2 in overtime. 

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