When I heard about this month-long nudist party at an Australian resort (which was designed to combat the world-wide recession) I nearly booked my own plane ticket to check it out. In principle, it sounded fantastic. You can check out and interact with a bunch of naked chicks for a month, what could possibly go wrong? Well, just like everyone else, I overestimated the attractiveness of the people that would choose to be naked for 30 days. I think it’s only natural to imagine only attractive people visiting nudist colonies, but in reality, these colonies are not attractive specific, even though they probably should be.
Okay, maybe I judged this couple too quickly, I wouldn’t mind see the one on the right bare assed. That’s the chick right? She’s got some big cans.
Apparently, this is what you can expect at your local nudist colony:
or this:
In any event, I am staring to realize that the fantasy of the nudist resort simply does not match the reality. Fat people, ugly people and mildly attractive people like myself are the only people that populate these centers of decadence. Hot people just go to the bar and go home with other hot people, unless they are very drunk, in which case they occasionally (once every 2 years or so) make a mistake and go home with a mildly attractive person.
My dreams of a nudist lifestyle, where oggling and hooking up with hotties is the norm, have now been dashed. I just hope that I didn’t kill your dream as well.
The Angry T
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