I want this person found and I literally don’t care if he or she dies. I know you aren’t supposed to wish death on anyone, but in my America, this clown would executed by having 500 people line up and throw troll dolls at him or her. Just look at this. How terrible of a person do you have to be to rob the house of a person whose son just died? You could make the argument that this burglar did not know that he was robbing Marquise Hill’s mom, but if you make that argument, you are a pedophile. No big deal, just report yourself to the police.
This douche knew exactly what he/she was doing. I would guess that Marquise gave his mom at least a portion of the couple million dollars he had made in the NFL and I bet this burglar knew exactly who he/she were stealing from.
So, the question is, who was it? I have a few guesses, some obvious, some not. The obvious guess is Chris Henry. I’ll give this clown the benefit of the doubt, he has been incident free for at least 3 months. It’s commendable and I won’t throw him under the bus…for at least a week.
I wouldn’t rule out Michael Strahan. This dude is embroiled in a bitter divorce and his wife is looking to take absolutely everything. He doesn’t even have enough money to get that hideous gap in his teeth fixed. Even worse, he has to do Subway commercials in the off-season to pay the bills. He is not completely out of the woods, but I will dismiss him because he was seen the day of the crime hand in hand with Brett Favre, with Strahan dry humping Favre to the ground, cheater.
I initially thought that Elijah Dukes could have something to do with it. He did threaten to kill children, I mean that has to count for something. He had to be ruled out because he never actually killed the kids, and a dude who couldn’t finish the job could never pull off this atrocity.
This game of clue has one obvious answer; the man behind the deed is Jason Giambi. How do I know? First of all, he is a greasy son of a bitch. Second, he admitted it. Maybe you have read this quote, “I was wrong for doing that stuff.” You goddamn right you were wrong you son of a bitch.
Get your life together whoever did this, and just know that in my America, this would be the last thing you say flying at your face before the lights went out.
The Angry T
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