Western Michigan Whitecaps to Roll Out The 5/3 Burger, a A 1 2/3 Pound Burger Monstrosity

Just like the big league club in Detroit, the West Michigan White Caps continue to innovate.  White Caps concessions is proud to offer you the 5/3 burger, named after Fifth/Third Ballpark. They promise that you will feel bad about yourself after you eat it. Let’s take a look at the specs:

1 2/3 pounds
Lettuce
Tomato
Nacho Cheese
Chili
Salsa
Crunched Tortilla Chips
8-Inch Seeded Bun

And what would this monstrocity look like:

That is a pretty incredible looking burger. It is supposed to feed four, but I imagine the majority of its buyers will be slightly overweight, drunk 20-somethings that try to take this burger down all by their lonesome.

It may very well be the best in America.  Let’s take a look at some other signature ballpark fare from around the country and see how the 5/3 burger measures up.

Washington Nationals – Ben’s Chili Bowl Fully Loaded Half Smoke

Holy hell this looks good:

Ingredients:

Half-smoke Sausage
Chili
Diced Onions
Grated Cheese
Yellow Mustard

Baltimore Orioles – Boog’s BBQ Sandwich

Permanti Brothers Sandwich – PNC Park

I’ve had this one at one of the Permanti Brothers locations outside of the stadium and this thing is ungodly good.

Roast Beef
Cheese
Cole Slaw

Tomato
Cheese
FRENCH FRIES!!!

Tony Luke’s Juicy Roasted Pork and Provolone Sandwich – PNC Bank Park

Roasted Pork
Provolone Cheese
Tender Broccoli Rabe

and maybe the most creative:

The Ichiroll – Safeco Field

Spicy Tuna Roll
Teriyaki Chicken
Edamame

If you know of any better ballpark food, link it up in the comments.

The Angry T

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