Maybe I make fun of soccer too much, but after watching this video, it’s possible that I don’t make fun of soccer enough.
Before I get to the video, I think it’s important to say that soccer isn’t the only sport whose athletes fight like little girls. In fact, most sports fights end with many more misses than hits. Let’s take a look at the top 10 sports fights, based strictly on girlieness:
10. The Aforementioned Soccer Fight
Both of these cats must have visited the the Steve Urkell/Screech Powers school of fighting.
9. Kobe vs. Chris Childs
Kobe needs to learn that you don’t fight a former CBA player.  Those teams use to host skeet shooting and bear wrestling at half time to make the game more relevant for Canadian fans.
8. The Worst Hockey Fight Ever – I was pretty sure that every hockey player at least had an idea how to throw fists. Apparently I was wrong:
7a. Doug Christie vs. Rick Fox
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Fox hits Christie with a slap that Vanessa Williams would have called weak. Christie comes back with a pretty solid uppercut, but famously lets his wife take a swing with her purse when the fracas spills over into the tunnel.
7b. Another Soccer Fight - This may as well be a 7-year old’s soccer game where every child on the field runs to the ball and just kicks in a circle
6. Knicks vs. Nuggets Pillow Fight – If you thought soccer was bad:
5. Knicks / Heat Brawls - There were some huge guys getting into fisticuffs during these series’ and I can’t remember anyone actually landing a punch. Because there isn’t any good video, here are some pics:
4. Coco Crisp and James Shields trying to give each other a cold:
I was under the impression that Coco was an amateur boxer. After seeing him scratch Shields’ shoulder with that punch, its obvious why he chose baseball.
3. Chris Young vs. Derrek Lee - 27 punches thrown in the melee, 0 punches landed:
2. I don’t even know where to start with this one, but it is damn funny:
1. If there was any doubt this would be #1, the Detroit Shock fight the LA Sparks
To be honest, this is still way more masculine than that soccer fight up top.
I missed it, but let’s add it now because it go mentioned so many times in the comments:
The Angry T
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How can you have a top 10 without the NHL Semin vs Staal fight from Jan 3/09!!
I agree about the Staal vs Semin fight, I scrolled down to find it but couldn’t believe it wasn’t there!
heres the link for it def should be at least top 3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ydsUCzi2E
The semin fight has to be number one and I am a Caps fan. The best thing about it was a few days later Alex Ovechkin was at a childrens hospital for charity playing WII boxing with some kids and he starts punching like semin and all the players there are cracking up.
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because semin and staal are not on there that makes this list bogus. i want my money back
Deion Sanders v. Andre Rison.
They were slapping each other with their helmets on.
Come on, the Korean fight is one of the greatest things ever. I like how the umpire runs out to stop the fight, pauses, and then walks away.
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CBA stands for Continental Basketball Assoc., not Canadian. Nevertheless Kobe shouldn’t be fighting anybody.
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The Korean baseball game is a comedian or celebrity league, and the fight is a traditional Korean game. It was totally a gag, and totally awesome.
Can you just imagine if that Korean batter had charged Nolan Ryan?
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