Everyone’s favorite felon Chris Henry caught two touchdown passes in Sunday’s game against the Pittsburgh Steelers. The most entertaining play involving Henry occurred when good ol’ Chris was nearly broken in half by a Steelers defensive back on a pass over the middle. I believe I was one of at least 6 billion people who hoped he was actually injured. You could almost hear the shrieks of the underage girls who would have to find other sources of alcohol if he was incapicitated. Fortunately for this piece of garbage he was okay. It is good that he showed everyone he was tough; that will definetly earn him points in prison, where he will inevitably land when he gets older, loses his athletic ability and is no longer useful in the NFL. Congrats on your future Chris.
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