Rory McIlroy Highlights our List of Athletes that Look Like Chicks

God bless the Charlotte Observer (and Mike Palko) for posting this pic of 19 year old Irish golfing phenom, Rory McIlroy getting ready for the Masters:

If this doesn’t look like my grandmother in a golf hat, I don’t know what does:

Even though Rory is 19 years old, ranked 17th in the world and is set to make more money than I could ever dream of, I feel like its time to try to knock him down a peg, because he looks like a 65 woman in this picture.

But don’t worry Rory, you are not alone, you are one of several prominent athletes who look like chicks:

Ronaldhino – I apologize to the all the women out there for making this connection.  In fact, I would say he looks a bit more like a transvestite or transsexual than a woman.  Sorry ladies:

Pat Bates – PGA Tour Golfer…or maybe it’s LPGA golfer, I’ll check.

As a SI HotClicks reader pointed out two days ago, A-Rod looks exactly like model Noemie Lenior with short hair:

Former NY Ranger Ron Duguay:

His supermodel wife, Kim Alexis, doesn’t seem to mind:

Liverpool Football Fernando Torres:

Cristiano Ronaldo, but only because he shaves all the hair on his body and tans like a sorority girl:

Yu Darvish – The best pitcher in Japan:

Shaun White – An ugly chick, but a chick nonetheless:

Luis Scola – 10 beers, then reconsider:

David Carr – Only because he has long flowing locks and wears the gloves of 19th century Southern debutante:

Shawn Michaels

Actually, I think both The Rockers looked like chicks:

Jaromir Jagr:

The Bearded Lady Chris Simon

Listen bro, I’ll take the one on the left, you’re my wingman:

Walter Hermann:

PGA Golfer Charlie Hoffman – Are you telling me this isn’t Laura Davies?

I am so sorry about this women’s basketball fan:

Courtney Paris

The Angry T

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