Your 33 Favorite Childhood Toys

Take a walk down memory lane with best non-video game toys of your child hood.

33. The Slip and Slide:

and the knock off, 32. Crocodile Mile:

31. Simon – Look at the little badass, I bet he frenched just about everyone in 4th grade.

30. 2XL was probably even more frightening:

29. Teddy Ruxpin: – A talking robot grizzly bear? This little SOB haunted my dreams.

28. Gator Golf:

27. Erector Set

26. Stretch Armstrong

25. Voltron -They defend the entire universe. Just fast forward to the 2:45 mark for awesomeness.

24. Lincoln Logs

23. Legos - I never did this though

22. Ghosts Busters Ghosts Zappers - Don’t be ashamed if you ever found that green swirly thing in your parents bedroom under the bed.  Your mom was just “zapping” her “ghost” while dad was away on business.

The Figurines were bad either:

21. Wrestling Buddies

20. Pog Commercial

19. Hungry Hungry Hippos

18. Crossfire:

17. Lawn Jarts – More pussy, but fewer deaths. Also, name the movie in which the kid in this commercial starred:

(hint: It’s Junior Floyd from Little Giants)

16. Super Soakers – Although this commercial is kind of weird. “Major pumping required.” Really?

15. Hot Wheels and Matchbox Cars:

14. Power Wheels – Suped up Power Wheels are even better:

13. My Buddy

12. Skip it:

11. Pogo Ball

10. KITT from Knight Rider:

9. WWF Action Figures:

8. Micro Machines:

7. Thundercats

6. Masters of the Universe

5. Weebles

4. Vortex Football

3. Mr. Potato Head

2. Transformers – I love the toys that you could buy separately and combine to make a bigger, more awesome toy.

G.I. Joe Action Figures:

1. Turtles Blimp – I always dreamed that my family would be rich enough to buy me this blimp. Unfortunately, my father’s fluffer salary just couldn’t put blimps on the table.

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