The Best of Food That Looks Like Jesus, Or Should It be Jesus That Looks Like Food? You Decide

Now, before you chastise me for mocking the good natured folk who see Jesus in their cornflakes, I have to say that I’m a believer as well.  If the omnipotent, omnipresent master of the university were to manifest himself to this people, why wouldn’t he do it in the place that we are most likely to look? Something like 90 percent of America is obese, so disguising himself as food as the only way the big guy can get noticed these days.

With that disclaimer out of the way, let’s take a look at the very best of Jesus, Mary, and God’s appearances in food:
God appears in Salami – It’s a divine meat, from what I’ve read…in the bible.

Jesus in Pancakes – Look more like a young Yusuf Islam to me, but I’m not Jesus food expert.

Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese – I can’t say that I wouldn’t have eaten this thing, regardless of whose face is on it.

Jesus Potato Chip – I don’t think I would be tempted to eat this guy

Jesus Fish-Stick – The dude made his living as a carpenter, but he had a lot of fisherman friends.  If there was a single item that he would appear on, besides a cherio cabinet, it would be a fishstick:

Pretzel Virgin Mary – No.

Griddle Virgin Mary – The griddle mark to the left of Mary looks like a weiner.  That’s either divine or sacrilegious…I’ll say divine.

Virgin Mary Peanut Can (2:00 mark)

Jesus Shaped Cheeto – I believe this pushes the envelope in terms of the phrase, “God appears to us in different places,” especially since this looks like the train conductor from a Lego set I had 10 years ago.

Jesus Perogi – If Jesus did appear to you on a Perogi, would you sell it for $1775 on ebay or would you fear the wrath of God and plagues of sauerkraut, stuffed cabbage and other Polish themed culinary creations.

The Angry T

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