A-Rod “Reported Girlfriend Face-Off” Kate Hudson vs. Madonna

God bless Alex Rodriguez.  As various reporters delve into everything in his personal life up to and including his sperm count, this guy continues to pull.  This time he was seen canoodling with film star and former Lance Armstrong F-piece Kate Hudson.

I am so over the steroid issue that this blog outright refuses to talk about it again. However, that doesn’t mean I won’t talk about A-Rod, namely, the famous chicks with which he keeps finding himself.  This guy seems to be bulletproof, especially in terms of picking up chicks while under intense media scrutiny.  Let’s not forget that ol’ Madonna used to one fine piece of tail, and Kate Hudson ain’t no slouch either.  Let’s take a look at which one of these ladies is the most desirable.  Keep in mind, that Madonna is much more famous and that there is something to be said for hooking up the visionary who made this video, regardless of how old said visionary might be these days:

Madonna

Holy Hell:

Never forget, she used to be this:

Kate Hudson

Here she is earlier in the week cheering on her man:

Now, young Madonna would be quite a match for young 2009 Kate Hudson.  Unfortunately, Madonna is 50, so undoubtedly, this is an upgrade for the unflappable A-Rod.  Keep on trucking Mr. Rodriguez.

I think we can all agree that both of these women are more attractive than this, whatever it is:

The Angry T

Now that you’ve read that fantastic piece of journalism, check out the video below featuring the Sklar Brothers:

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