Cindy Crawford Then and Now, SPOILER ALERT: She Might Be Hotter Now

I was checking out these pictures earlier today and I was shocked to learn they weren’t from 20 years ago.  In fact, they were taken recently at a photo shoot for the supermarket chain, Spar.

Let’s take a look at how Cindy has changed or not changed, in the last 20 years, by bodily region:

Frontal

Then:

Now:

Laying Down

Then:

Now:

From the Back:

Then:

Now:

From the Side:

Then:

Now:

The Verdict:

At age 43, she’s still damn fine, but I’ll take my chances with late 20’s Cindy.  However, I bet she’s a lot richer now, which would afford me many great sugar-momma oppurtunities.

Me: “Cindy, can I pleasssse get this hovercraft?

Cindy: “No, T, you cannot get another hovercraft after crashing your first too.”

Me:”Really? I’ll give you that sweet blogger lovin’ that you can’t live without.”

Cindy: “In that case, here’s my credit card.  Sports bloggers are the most sexual adept men I’ve ever met.”

Me: “Damn straight.”

The Angry T

Now that you’ve read that fantastic piece of journalism, check out the video below featuring the Sklar Brothers:

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