Russia Crowns Miss Atom from Their Vast Reserves of Hot Nuclear Workers

Don’t worry about translating this link, just trust me that it says something in Russian about a contest commissioned to find that hottest chick working in a Russian nuclear power plant.  I applaud the vision behind these types of contests and encourage American business owners to employ this kind of out-of-the-box thinking in the states.  Miss Wal-mart perhaps? How many times have you walked into that store only to be wowed by the overwhelming attractiveness of the greeters? How about Miss Chili’s line-cook? Have you ever got a glimpse of that kitchen? It’s like a Calvin Klein shoot back there.

In any event, let’s take a look at Miss Atom, as well as some of the other finalists:

Finalist -Yekaterina Kuts - I assume her toes are out of view because years of working with nuclear waste has turned 10 little piggies in 12  1/2 or so.

Finalist - Svetlana Afansyeva – That silver is actual color of her torso.

Finalist – Olga Golitsina

Finalist – Olesya Romanova - One foot dipped in the pond in the picture above and that size 15 boot in this picture was born.

Finalist – Julia Nechaeva

Finalist – Irina Shpiller – Ruffled chest skin is not necessarily a side effect of exposure to high levels of radiation.

Finalist – Alyona Kirsanova

and your winner…like there was ever any doubt among hot Russian nuclear worker enthusiasts everywhere that Yekaterina would pull this one off.

Yekaterina Bulgakova

Here’s to hoping for Miss Dollar Store 2010…

The Angry T

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