If it were possible to pre-order movie tickets several months before they are released, I would have already submitted my credit card info for the masterpiece soon to be known worldwide as Piranha 3-D. Despite the name, this doesn’t seem like your run of the mill Piranha based horror movie. Richard Dreyfuss and Elizabeth Shue have actually signed on for this film. While the acting talent is important to a movie’s success, in this case I’m more worried about how much this movie is offereing in terms of a different type of talent.
I am happy to say that this movie features the love of my life and the best looking girl on Gossip Girl, Jessica Szohr.
Aside from the lovely Jessica, Piranha 3-D features one of the best looking WAG’s in the world, Kelly Brooke. Kelly is currently dating English Rugby star Danny Cipriani. However, based on these pics from the movie set, it looks like Kelly would rather be dating co-star Riley Steele. You pervert out there might remember Riley from such skin flicks as Naked Aces 5 and Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge. In any event, this scene alone might be worth the price of admission:
Here’s a little more Riley Steele for your viewing pleasure:
That Richard Dreyfuss sure does know how to pick a movie. At the same time, there wasn’t nearly enough full-frontal nudity in Mr. Holland’s Opus, so maybe this guy doesn’t know shit.
The Angry T
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