Aug
30
2007

Fantasy Files Commercials

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Hopefully by now you have seen the “Fantasy File” commercials from NFL.com.   If not, I have compiled every one that is available on youtube below.  Simply and utterly amazing, although I am nearly 400 percent sure they are fake.  Enjoy:

David Akers – I have been trying this one in my backyard for two weeks since I saw this commercial. I am pretty sure it is impossible, or I am athletically inept, or both.

Jason Campbell – My Favorite – In my NFL, this play would be prefectly legal and it would count for 12 points if both recievers scored a touchdown.

Andre Johnson – They tried to film this commercial with the wide reciever taken before Andre Johnson in the 2003 NFL Draft, Charles Rodgers. Unfortunately, Charles was way too high to figure out how to work the Juggs machine. It was also distracting that he took several naps in between takes and it becamse painfully obvious that the light jog that he exhibited in an attempt to catch the ball just wasn’t going to cut it.

Braylon Edwards – Braylon Edwards is the 2007 Mark Hamill. This commercial is also pretty coincidental because Charlie Frye also wears a blindfold when he plays.

Mike Nugent – Just like his father Ted Nugent (but without the bow), although I have done no research to prove that they are actually related, Mike displays deadly accuracy.

 

Chris Simms – Hopefully the NFL lets that guy on the golf cart play wide reciever, because it didn’t look like Chris was that comfortable with any of his non-motorized recievers last year.

Neil Rackers – Lots of kicker love from NFL.com. Apparently not one running back was interested in participating. Either that, or my eight minutes of research wasn’t enough to find the running back videos.

Mark Bulger – This might be the most realistic commercial, although I am not sure if just hitting the down marker makes it change downs. Either way, Bulger is a convincing stage presecene in the mold of Greg Ostertagg in Eddie.

Marques Colston – Hopefully this guy doesn’t get to big for his britches after one good season. I am especially afraid of this happening now that these commercials forced him to hang around known playboys and socialites like Neil Rackers and Mike Nugent.

The Angry T

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