Maybe you think that simply because David Beckham is a skinny metrosexual you can beat him up. Maybe you think that since he’s a male model and 34 years old, you can get drunk and heckle him. But if you have ever questioned the toughness of one David Beckham, question it no more:
If that video didn’t convince you that Beckham is fit for MMA, I’ve out together a few more clips of this guy’s badassness:
Did you see him chest the hell out of that guy? Whoever that was must have a bruised sternum.
Not only does he use that ICBM of a chest to injure opponents, he also uses this new fighting technique to disable opponents. It’s an open fist, delivered pussily to the side of his adversary’s head:
If you were concerned that Beckham can only use his torso and hands to beat the hell out of you, here’s video evidence that he has feet to match his other dangerous appendages: (1:00 minute mark, look for the replay)
Well, I think I’ve saved all of you tough guys out there a brutal ass whopping. David Beckham is one tough mofo.
The Angry T
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This was a satire piece, right? Otherwise, I saw Beckham yell at some fan, do nothing, do nothing, and kick a guy in the back. Way mofo, there.
Once again, soccer is proven to be the biggest pussy sport in the world.
Who knows how tough Beckham is but those videos were so contradictory to your assertions that no one now believes that he can kick anyone’s ass. MMA?? Not even close.
You cant kick anyone’s ass on the field, doofus. This just shows that Americans still equate football (its not called soccer) with the stupid bench clearing brawls and the overt machismo in NFL to appear tough. You need to learn a thing or two about football on a global scale then you will see that Beckham’s so called disloyalty pales into insignificance to some of the petulant “i just wont turn up if i dont want to play” nonsense you see in other leagues.
Boy, you guys are quick. (satire.)
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