Guido Beach is Too Good (Read: Hilariously Pathetic and Stereotypical) To Believe

I defy anyone to describe this video to friends without using the word “douche,” “douchebag,” “d-bag,” “douche-diggity,” “douchetastic,” or any form of the word “frat.”

Do it right now, set some charges at the NJ border and blow it somewhere into the Atlantic Ocean. Would we lose the Nets? Yes. Would Tag body spray immediately cease operatings due to non-existent sales? Yes.  Would Atlantic City and hopefully Donald Trump go bankrupt? Yes. Would Massachusetts immediately because the least likeable state of the remaining 49? Yes.

Those are just four reason right there why we should do it.  I’m sure you can come up with at least 4,000 more.

The Angry T

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