Fans of SI HotClicks, and this blog, are well aware of the ongoing hot girlfriend battle between John Mayer and Derek Jeter. (And don’t forget to check out Round 2) If you’ve really been paying attention, you might even remember Cristiano Ronaldo threw his hat in the ring with his really hot girlfriend line-up. While all these men have impressive stables, I think its time to recognize a nearly 50 year old man for what he is: a stone cold pimp. Meet Jorge Clooney, star of Ocean’s 11-13. He recently picked up a Sardinian model and tv presenter Elisabetta Canalis, among many other hotties over the years. Take a look.
Feast your eyes on Elisabetta Canalis:
Nice work George, but this is really nothing new for you. You’ve been doing this for years. Let’s take a look through your portfolio.
Sarah Larson – Cocktail waitress at the Palms
Another cocktail waitress Lucy Wolver
Rumored to have dated Michelle Pfieffer
90’s Michell Pfieffer
Rumored to have dated Pink
Actress Talia Balsum
Maybe a swing and a miss there.
80’s Kelly Preston
How does that taste Travolta?
Waitress Celine Balitran. He really loves those bar maids.
The thing you really have to respect about Clooney is that if you go from the top of this list to the bottom of this list, you’re going back in time around 25 years. Sure Jeter’s picking up the Minka Kelly’s of the world now, but let’s see if he is pulling like that he is when he’s 48. Let’s see if John Mayer is still picking up the Jennifer Aniston’s of the world the allure of the Mayer face wears off. Let’s see if Cristiano Ronaldo…well I have to imagine that his skin will look and feel to smoky link by the time he turns 30 if he keeps up this pace.
Do you think Clooney measures up to the greats like Mayer and Jeter?
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In my opinion a lot of celebrity do-gooders are totally phony and engage in so called good deeds merely for positive publicity. I have to say that I don’t think that George is one of the phonies out there in the world of celbrity do-gooders. I admire what he is doing for the Haitian people. I wish more celebrities were as real as he is when it comes to helping out those less fortunate in the world. So kudos to George and his desire to make this world a better place.