Once again, several players ruined my fantasy week. So, here are the Fantasy Boobs of the Week for Week 2. Just to refresh, the Fantasy Boobs of the Week include a group of players that screwed you over in fantasy football this week. For your viewing pleasure, I have replaced the players with people that you would have rather seen screw you over this week. Most of the people below could have at least got you half the points that the actual players did, and they would have done it will a low cut shirt with several nipple slips.
LaDanian Tomlinson – Five Fantasy Points – It is hard to rag on LT, but I love Jessica Biel enough that I really wish I could have injected her into my fantasy league lineup this week. In case you were wondering, the “inject” portion of that sentence was a sexual reference, although I am not quite sure how.
Before: Featuring LaDanian Tomlinson
After: Featuring Jessica Biel
Lee Evans – 1.7 Fantasy Points – Lee Evans has scored one fantasy point in two weeks. There is no way to describe how terrible this type of production is for a number one or two receiver on most fantasy teams. The good news is that with J.P. Losman at quarterback we can expect at least six fantasy points by the end of the season for Lee.
Before: Featuring Lee Evans
After: Featuring Hayden Penatierre
Vernon Davis – Two Fantasy Points – Davis’ breakout season has amounted to 23 receiving yards thus far. Apparently, running a 4.4 and benching 500 pounds does not guarantee that you will score more than two points in two fantasy weeks. For the record, a skinny post down the seam to Eva Longoria would have gotten at least three points by this time.
Before: Featuring Vernon Davis
After: Featuring Eva Longoria
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