There are a lot of Americans who completely dismiss soccer as a little girl version of American football. I actually like the game, although I watched the double-dutch and domino world championships when they were on TV, so it is fair to say that I might not be a great barometer was what is cool. However, I know this video is cool.
The man dribbling like a Seal in that video is Brazilian soccer phenom, Kerlon, who apparently will be the next Ronaldhino. I think Kerlon has slightly better teeth, so I really don’t see the comparison.
At the same time that is some pretty sick shit. His opponents are very impressed with it as well, because as soon as he starts the “Seal Dribble,” they launched their shoulders, feat, fists, at his face. Don’t worry kid, they said Einstein was crazy when he first started talking about that relativity mumbo jumbo, you are just ahead of your time. They even laughed at me when I decided to write a sports blog with 0% creativity and 100% piggybacking off humorous, amazing videos. Look how I turned out…(tear) More Kerlon for your viewing pleasure:
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